Time to break out the special software that lets us zoom in on the splatter pattern, without pixellation.

Anyone have a pig carcass, that we can test the nose bleed theory on?

Fatty overheated the last jelly donut and hid in the bathroom to enjoy it. Realized after sitting down and taking the first bite it was in the micro way too long......brushed the spillage off their fat gut, then flushed the remnants.

Do a fatty tool shed check...bet someone has Jelly donut residue on their shirt!

One of your co-workers was web surfing with his smartphone, stumbled upon the belly button ring thread, looked down and remembered they had one and didn't want to feel trashy so they ripped it out.

Fresh out.

How about a tarp, a pound of ham and a big ass hammer?

CSI Gallagher style.

JC

Where is Lake Worth :confused:

next to west palm beach, FL

OK.

So some posh suburb a full hour from Miami is going to have a CSI team?

Seems like a "CSI Miami" would be more interesting. But maybe they were afraid people would think of Miami Vice? LOL

He sat down to cry before leaving full of shame. And blue balls.

I think that I can make that work.... with some explosives.

That explains it.

You know how people in Florida love to buy those little baby alligators, and at first their all like "Oooh this is so cool". Then their like "Holy Fuck! These things have teeth!" So then try to flush them down the john, and POW! some dude gets a gator on his balls, there's blood everywhere, you're taking pictures of the toilet, and there's a gator with a taste for ball meat on the loose in West Palm Beach.

JC