Cabbage? I knew you were kinky, but wow. That's a whole new level.

As for the shirt, AMJ will have to say if he would give us two. If not, I'll let you wear it. ;)

Bonus points if you roll a cabbage into Carolina, and her cats.

Study up. How would Fellini or Fassbender have done it? Bergman, a black and white chronicle on the lonliness of the cabbage, and the cat's need for expression in a post modern society.

You could go Kubrick- 2009 A Cat Cabbage Odyessy, or even Hitchcock- 39 Cabbages. The possibilities are endless, don't let petty issues like "permission" stand in the way of cinematic greatness.

JC

I'm in when we start the "shooting a cat out of a cannon" challenge.

:leaving:

Would you settle for a thong that said:

I rolled my fiances
cabbage into a cat
for Jesus?

JC

snort You have yourself a deal. :lol:

My cat wouldn't even jump...she's downstairs now staking out the bar. Apparently, we have a field mouse in the house. Guess I'll be picking up a carcass in the morning...


Gotta love living in a hundred+ year old house in BFE...:lol:

Fear not.

The key to establishing cat high jump records, is to sneak up on them while they are busy with other pursuits.

As a rule, the more they are concentrated on other things, the higher they will jump when attacked by slow moving cabbages.

JC

Can said rolling be mechanically or electrically assisted? If the cat is electrocuted (by total accident, of course), do I still get a t-shirt?

Can I strap a cabbage to a dog and film the carnage?

Yes, but this is restricted to "Special Needs" competitors, who are unable to roll a cabbage on their own.

No, and you don't get a thong either, so don't ask.

Ordinarily I encourage the use of strap-ons, but in this case I'm going to have to say, um, no. Not just no, mind you, but, um no.

JC

couldn't you have just posted this in the Fla section?:whistle: