I want to reply but I cannot because then that would remind me that my resume needs to be updated\redone

Mechanics apprentice (Dad owned his own garage) from age oh, 13 up till college) We only did mechanical, no paint or body, but we did it all save that.

In college I was a stock boy at Piggly Wiggly. 30 hours a week plus whatever my class schedule was. 15 hours usually plus out of class study. I figure I was doing 60 hours a week combined.

In College summers I was contract construction fitting and refitting commercial conveyor systems. Everything from bakeries with their oven and bread lines, Little Debbies, to donuts...All the way up to Heavy Duty Lumber Mill log/lumber moving systems. You got the gammut there too, welding, cutting, layout, pipefitting, electrical, concrete, plumbing, fun stuff.

Then I got lazy and did the work study/School of Business/computer lab stuff until I graduated and went into banking. I did everything from bookkeeping, teller work, mail room, courier, internal audit, appraisal, loan officer, compliance, floor plans, credit card servicing, marketing, trash and kitchen detail, collections and repo work, now to Branch manager/business development/loan officer. Been doing it 15 years while I wait on HRC or Yamaha to call me:whistle:

Kroger- bag boy/carts
Grove City Family Dentistry- maintinance/office aid
Flyers pizza and subs- fryer/grill/ovens/pizza/subs and then driver
(UTT) flipping houses- painting/tearing shit apart/landscaping
(UTT) finishing basements- acid washing/sealing
Cyber Cafe- coffee and bagels
Casual Male Retailers- Closing Manager

landscaping from the time i was 12 till 16. (my parents owned the business)
brookstone warehouse for a summer, then the next winter,
birdhouse warehouse for a summer
graf and son's gun reloading warehouse
bookstore now. Actually sitting in the bookstore typing this.

Hrm... let's see.

If did mow a few lawns as a kid, but I wouldn't call that a proper job.
Real jobs didn't start until college.

-Night stocker at a grocery store
-cook at a taco place
-cook at a cajun/seafood restaurant
-cook at a taco place again

After that I moved to Austin and worked scads of temp jobs, doing everything from secretarial to maintenance work, until:

-Temp to perm, administrative assistant/shipping/receiving/billing/etc etc for a label company (3 or 4 years)
-Contract job for IBM doing Y2K upgrades
-A few other short term IT contract jobs, basic stuff
-Contract to perm doing helpdesk/deskside support for an insurance company (~5 years)

And now my current slack-ass job where I monitor network & computer systems, watch TV, and wake up higher level techs in the middle of the night.

Let's see... I never worked any real jobs while I was in school.. my mom didn't believe in it, she thought I should spend all my time focusing on studies. Yeah, I didn't understand it then either, since I didn't do what she thought I should do and ended up playing a shit ton of video games... but I digress.

After HS..
US Army Reserve (Paralegal Specialist)
Cycle Gear
USATMC-E (CPPSO Granfenwoehr - GS-6)
USAR (this time reclassed to be a Transportation Movement Coordinator - 88N - so I could be an instructor)

After I moved back from Germany and joined the national guard..
HEB - Healthy Living "Lead" (assistant manager)
Been on ADOS (active duty for operational support) for the TX National Guard since March 2007.

Hoping to get AGR (Active Guard/Reserve) orders as soon as I finish my 42A (Human Resources) course and am MOS qualified. Of course all that may not be finalized until after I return from this next deployment. :panic:

Pizza maker
Babysitter
Taco Bell
Casket maker
AMC prototype test driver
Parts delivery
Warehouse consolidation
Wire cutter
Solderer
Battery maker
Truck driver
Labeler and shipping in pharmaceuticals
Motorcycle tech
Motorcycle parts counter
Too many temp jobs to list

In no particular order;

Headhunter
short order cook
building contractor
set & stage builder/rigger/roadie
navigator
zebra wrangler (just the one time)
dive instructor/resort manager
motorcycle shop owner/mechanic
photographer
bouncer
1st mate on a yacht
night clerk at a motel
TV/Radio advertising sales and production
customer service rep
bidness owner
personal savior

JC

riding instructor (horses)
Elementary teacher
Freight/Import specialist
Office Manager

Cashier at various places.
Waitress
Membership sales at gym
Psychometrist assistant
camp counsellor

supply teacher
dietary aide

And my weirdest job......

Setting up the targets at a shooting range! :runaway:

Holy shit, almost forgot, I worked in a slaughterhouse for...almost a day.