agree with Candace. High heels look great, but they are the SUCK to walk in.

i am no expert on shoes, but a pretty good judge of size. i guarantee these things over 3". how far i cant tell you. but tall. strikingly, absurdly tall, and as thick as greek columns. i would be impressed too, but i did not want to get closer than 1/2 way across the bathroom to measure, or wait around to see what grotesquerie would walk forth from behind that beige metal door. nevermore!

:rofl: :rofl:


No shit! High heal platforms are hard as hell to walk in. I do NOT recommend walking in them unless sober and then it's daunting. :lol:

lol.... thats honestly one thing I miss from that job... the crazy randomness that you would run into from time to time... lol

Im gonna try to get the picture from the egyptian chic and post it here.

So if she/he was so big, and possibly a drag queen, might her drag name be


SHE'LLEETA BUFFET???? LOL!!!

BA ZINNNNNNG bILL!