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Avatard 06-02-2011 02:27 PM

You're not listening!
 
No, you've got it all wrong:

You have a gay car.

A K car.

Dave 06-02-2011 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 473722)
No, you've got it all wrong:

You have a gay car.

A K car.

You know they make pills for your "little" problem :lol:

Avatard 06-02-2011 02:47 PM

You know they make cars for men too.

Dave 06-02-2011 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 473733)
You know they make cars for men too.

They make dynos too, so you don't get caught out as a lying sack of shit ;)

Avatard 06-02-2011 04:32 PM

Here's a good bet, and it wouldn't require a dyno:

Any one of my rides probably has a blower motor that has more HP than your car.

Don't cry, just buy a man's car next time.

Dave 06-02-2011 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 473759)
Here's a good bet, and it wouldn't require a dyno:

Any one of my rides probably has a blower motor that has more HP than your car.

Don't cry, just buy a man's car next time.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...MG1f7DeZHZxE7o

Mfw the fifty year old guy uses rides in a sentance :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Avatard 06-02-2011 08:59 PM

I pity the boy that doesn't know enough to buy a man's car.

...But there's time, grasshopper. Hone your skills on your K car.

One day you will be a man.

At 50, I am more hep and current than children you haven't had yet, son.

Dave 06-02-2011 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 473804)
I pity the boy that doesn't know enough to buy a man's car.

...But there's time, grasshopper. Hone your skills on your K car.

One day you will be a man.

At 50, I am more hep and current than children you haven't had yet, son.

Pot doesn't make you "hip" just helps you fuck up spelling it.

Avatard 06-02-2011 10:04 PM

That's how not hip you actually are, you don't even know the word "hep". Hep predates hip by a chunk. It predates me by a chunk, but I know it, because I'm hip.

;)

Thanks for executing that perfectly, and proving my point.

101lifts2 06-02-2011 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 473701)
I'm sorry about what your vehicle says about your sexual orientation (PSSSSSST: The engine is turning the wrong wheels).

My cars (one actually runs...the rest are being restored):

1974 K5 Blazer Monster Truck 350 4-speed 44" tires
!971 Chevelle 350/4-speed ~325 hp
1969 Corvette L48 4-speed 350 hp
1994 LT1 Corvette convertible 6-speed 300 hp
1999 Ford Expedition 4.7 V8, auto

Not a homosexual vehicle in the stable, mate. Yes, my cars consume gas. Men's big cars and trucks do that...it's the price of not being gay, and having cars that don't suck.

Listen, you can always try and save face most of the time by having your GF drive, at least. Just pretend it isn't yours...

;)

My Cadillac had 320 hp:lol: stock. redflip

Other than just being your usual dolt self, the Lebaron is kind of a neat car, though I don't like convertibles. My brother had a 86 4 door Lebaron turbo with the three speed auto. The girgling sounds the engine/turbo made were kinda sweet.


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