Whipped Butter
Why is this crap in my fridge?
I sure as hell didn't buy it. What's the goddamn point? Butter with air in it. Fucking Air-Butter. It takes a cubic foot of the shit to make anything taste like it has actual fucking butter on it. WHY? Probably goes great with helium filled marmalade. Who invented this shit? Assholes, that's who. "Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!" Well fuck that, fuck them, and fuck whipped butter. Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it. JC |
The whipped butter thats in my fridge is hard as a mother fucking rock. I never use it because it takes a fucking ice pic to remove any of it.
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Yeah, air butter. But isnt butter 90 pct water?
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Cream and salt. JC |
I love whipped butter.
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Actually, I buy premium whipped butter and leave it out. A tub rarely lasts a week, and it'll keep at room temp in all but the hottest weather for two weeks.
I keep stick butter in the fridge for measuring and cooking. |
I wish I could find a woman that I can settle down with and can churn my butter. So many woman lacking upper body strength.
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NEW YORK. Come on. |
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Rumspringa!!
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:dvrofl: Ok...this really did make me LOL in the office !! I guess that's why they keep taking chit off of the computer around here. :rofl: |
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Ours comes in cylinders. |
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First people start paying for WATER - now their paying for AIR?!
Get the fuck off my lawn! |
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But I'm just old and grouchy... |
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Mmmmmm bacon |
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:lol we will show up and ask to be adopted :lmao:
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A springtime celebration of meat, grease, beer, music, motorcycles, musclecars, and carpentry.
My GF is gone, so we're free to play the drums at 3:00 am again...I have free run of the joint. Sounds like a plan. |
I will see what I can do about getting down there!
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No, better, Meatstock! Wait, that doesn't sound right. We need hippie chicks. Avatard, get on that. JC |
I stopped using butter/margarine almost 8 years ago. Shit is garbage. Use olive oil instead.
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MMM, hot Olive Oiled pancakes.
Shut the fuck up. Butter, motherfucker. Deal with it. |
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Olive oil on my waffles? Olive oil on my popcorn? Olive oil in my grits? What the hell is wrong with you?
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Butter. It's been making food taste awesome forever, why fuck with that? Like that goddamn margarine travesty, everybody said to start using that abominable shit and that it was healthy for me. Well the jokes on you asshole! Apparently that disgusting petroleum-based slime cause cancer or some such. But the guys like me who kept eating creamy, delicious cow extract are just fucking fine! That's why I throw packets of real sugar at all the health food nuts when I get the chance.
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Eat the popcorn plain. Grits are nasty...butter or no butter. Anything else? |
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Nah, I have a hunch he might be the hole in the wall kinda guy, if you get my drift.
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Those guys were looking at girls they wanted to bang. I'm not sure how but I think this is different...
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Yeah, I'm getting that too.
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I guess the hole has bacon grease around it or something? Fucking commie.
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