Hey Boys!!!
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You're doing it wrong. That's all. :D |
huh? :idk:
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:scratch: er, huh? :confused:
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Pms? :)
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Someone try to put it in her butt, and she got grumpy maybe?
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Don't beat around the bush unless you like that sort of thing and get to the heart of the matter.
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Umm... "Yes dear" :?:
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It's not our fault.
Draw a goddamn arrow or something. JC |
what are you talking a bout AMJ, we don't need directions.
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JC |
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she talk'n about reps:idk:
last I checked it was the damn women who ate the forbidden fruit... so you all are at the root of all our failure |
Alright...which one of yous pissed in the woman's cornflakes?
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And.... maybe we were bored and decided to eat the fruit so that things would be a little less boring! :lol: |
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Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! Johnny, tell her what's she's won! |
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Is it a Hello Kitty vibrator??? :rockwoot: :lmao: |
Would it be better if we acted like we are gods among boys at the horizontal polka? I doubt ya'll would like that much better. At least we aren't overinflated, :lol:
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I don't read there unless its to find out why yall are teasing us. But the mods have access if needed to fix issues. No male mods has posting abilities including me.
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Uh... I still don't get it. :idk:
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Typical male redflip |
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:rolleyes: |
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*eta And we all know that I don't "get it", this has nothing to do with the fact that I don't know what the fuck the point of this thread was supposed to be. |
Did somebody put something in the wrong hole?:idk:
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There are three, maybe four females worth talking to on this board and the rest are here to either babysit their significant others or to make random nuisances of themselves. What, having your own completely private area for this kind of menses wasn't good enough for you? Yeesh... |
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Interesting. JC |
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:idk: :lol: |
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Just to respond to what I read last night, it wouldn't be fun in here if we all were like I treat my wife with the respect she deserves and listen to her and care about our feelings. We have a sex filled healthy relationship.
When guys start talking like that to other guys, the whole "I think I'm gay" talk comes next, then there is the "yep, I'm gay" speech. (yes stolen from 40 year old virgin) :lol: |
Thread fail!!!
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:panic: no way!!!! |
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"Here Kitty Kitty Kitty...." JUST KIDDING!! I don't have and don't want one of these!!! |
Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.
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You are right in that I can't judge because I don't know the situation BUT if you ask me there is a HUGE communication breakdown here. :idk: You spoil her. Neither of you has taken the time or effort to effectively communicate your wants and needs in this relationship (and I'm not just talking sex here). :( |
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The best advice I ever heard my mom give was when she told my wife that to have a good marriage, you have to keep your man happy to not make him want to stray, she went into more detail than I just did though. It was hilarious, because A is a very shy person in public about that type of stuff, especially with family.
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Anyway, "leg humping" was something that I never did in the past but I kinda warmed up to it lately. If someone had a problem with it all they had to do was put me on "ignore" or even *gasp* pm me and ask me to stop. No biggie. Instead they bitch about leg humping in a private thread and then drag it over here in a vague, weak attempt at humor. I can't speak for everyone that participates in "leg humping" but personally, I've engaged in it jokingly without any real malice of any kind. If you'll notice, there are several of you that I've never made any lewd remarks to of any kind, so I'm not sure why you're complaining.:idk: Some people think that it's fun, some think that it's rude, and some people seem to think that it's cool to jump from one side to the other whenever it suits her. Whatever. I am more than happy to cease "leg humping" if Trip wishes to impose such a rule. Quite frankly, I actually thought that I'd done a decent job of distinguishing between those that play and those that don't. |
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This thread isn't about you tigger or leghumping. It's teasing the married guys on the forum, because we had been complaining about not getting any after tying the knot. Don't take it personally, it's all in a joking manner. |
well hell... I'm not getting any and I'm single... blah!
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Tig dear, you just painted a big bulls eye on you when you offended some of our feminine sensitivities with your maleness...thank gawd I knew you were kidding or I'D have ripped into you...:lol:
Keep on with your bad self...if someone has a problem it will be addressed as needed, or Trip will just ban everyone. :wink: |
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How big is YOUR ego that you would think all the chicks on this site would be specifically talking about you in closed doors. :lol: SO not even close to about you. But, [pats on head] look at you go... |
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Yea, you know it's all in good fun! Heck, there's only ever been one girl on this forum that I've ever had any real interest in and she knows who she is. Besides, I mostly just like to stir things up once in a while. I kinda inherited Trip's spot from the old place because he has to be more admin like now! :lol: |
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Shhh... I'm trying to stir some shit up..... besides, I got pm's about it and someone else mentioned it before me... Anyway, I'm trying to have some fun here! BTW I do realize that some of you are actually slamming the guys on this forum whose wives aren't having sex with them. I think that's despicable personally. I'm sorry to single you out, but Ed is one of the most honorable and faithful husbands I have ever had the pleasure to meet. He won't even discuss going to a strip bar and very seldom gets involved in some of the more lewd portions of this board. Lessor men would have already had a girl on the side or have packed their belongings. Heck, this woman has even kept him from one of the greatest pleasures of his life, motorcycling! He is a good man and doesn't deserve derision of any kind public or private. |
Who's Ed?
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You can live with a person for years and not really know them. Also, people change naturally. They get new ideas, like new things, change their minds about other shit. :idk:
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Anyone ever heard of this book? Seriously funny read that both women AND men should read. Such a funny look at relationships.
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Right, so it's MY fault he was a douchebag who was emotionally and physically abusive. Right-o, noted. |
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Well, I didn't say you were a saint! You're a good guy Ed, and I honestly admire you! So shut the fuck up!:wink: BTW I still think you should go buy another bike! |
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NO! It's your fault that you didn't find this out before you married him! I know people can "change" and that they hide things but their fundamental nature is there to find if you hard enough. People overlook these "quirks" and make excuses for this type of behavior from their mates long before it gets to your stage. I don't believe that his "douchebaggedness" was completely undetectable before you married him. You probably overlooked it because he had other more positive traits thinking that you could put up with his faults because of them. :idk: |
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I knew him before they married. He's VERY charming.... hindsight sees him as almost a predator. Almost. |
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Sex after marriage doesn't stop, it just changes. Instead of no holds barred, break the bed, aerobic style sex, you just wait till she sleeps, put your penis on her cheek, take a picture and jerk off to it later.
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God I'm so glad I'm not attached and don't want to be!
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You must have overloaded on Flinstone vitamins this morning! :rofl: |
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Let me see if I get this straight: Women ALWAYS change after marriage and men NEVER do. Ok. Got it. Thanks. |
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Okay but the OP titled this thread "Hey Boys!!! You aren't doing it right! Which implies that he and the other married men on this forum who aren't getting laid are being rejected through some fault of their own. Or am I failing "reading comprehension 101" once again? |
And FWIW, Tracy will tell you we don't have a problem with sex (although we're not married YET)... other than that whole 400 mile distance thing during the week. :lol: :D
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