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neebelung 04-14-2008 08:04 PM
Shennanigans
 
As I've ranted in the past, some of the girls on the wedding planning forums I frequent REALLY annoy the living shit outta me. (see my rant about strippers in the rant thread for more info....)

However, there are other times when they make me giggle... a LOT.

Today there's a thread titled "First Facial." Now as you can imagine, my mind went a whole different direction.... Sadly, however, the girl was merely talking about having received a gift certificate to a day spa for some pampering and skin treatment. *sigh* What a letdown....

But then one of the other girls posts this in reply, and I SWEAR, the whole thing (or 99% of it) could be read in the context of the "other" kind of facial... :dvrofl: (so it made me laugh... a lot)

Quote:
I went to my first facial a couple of months ago and it was so worth
it. I didn't want to leave after the hour was up lol. My skin was glowing
afterwards... but then when I took a shower, my skin looked the
same... it was all in the moisturiser they put on me. From what I know, it
take a few appointments in order for there to be a real difference.
"Glowing"?? Must be all that protein.

the chi 04-14-2008 08:06 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA....no comment...

I should pop on there for sheer entertainments sake...post up my negative views on the whole marital vision...tee hee...how long you think it would take to get me banned?

neebelung 04-14-2008 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 32205)
BWAHAHAHAHA....no comment...

I should pop on there for sheer entertainments sake...post up my negative views on the whole marital vision...tee hee...how long you think it would take to get me banned?
:lol: It's mind numbing, I tell ya. It's good for feedback on specific websites or vendors (sometimes) but most of the time, I skim over stuff just for laughs.

Captain Morgan 04-14-2008 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 32203)
As I've ranted in the past, some of the girls on the wedding planning forums I frequent REALLY annoy the living shit outta me. (see my rant about strippers in the rant thread for more info....)

However, there are other times when they make me giggle... a LOT.

Today there's a thread titled "First Facial." Now as you can imagine, my mind went a whole different direction.... Sadly, however, the girl was merely talking about having received a gift certificate to a day spa for some pampering and skin treatment. *sigh* What a letdown....

But then one of the other girls posts this in reply, and I SWEAR, the whole thing (or 99% of it) could be read in the context of the "other" kind of facial... :dvrofl: (so it made me laugh... a lot)



"Glowing"?? Must be all that protein.
Bwahaha, my mind went to the exact same place as soon as I saw the words you posted. :lol:

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 08:20 PM
See ladies... it's good for your complexion!

Rider 04-15-2008 07:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32215)
See ladies... it's good for your complexion!
I have to agree with numbnuts here.

neebelung 04-15-2008 07:22 AM
:dvrofl: Just the title makes me giggle.... it's like LADIES!! THINK before you post!!!!!





(actually, that warning should go for everyone, not just moronic girls on that forum :lol: )

OneSickPsycho 04-15-2008 09:42 AM
So are you going out in a blaze of glory on the forum? Perhaps start a 'anal helped me lose weight' thread... or maybe a 'it's good to buy your fiance hookers'... that could lead to a 'wedding night orgy' thread...

neebelung 04-15-2008 09:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 32385)
So are you going out in a blaze of glory on the forum? Perhaps start a 'anal helped me lose weight' thread... or maybe a 'it's good to buy your fiance hookers'... that could lead to a 'wedding night orgy' thread...
:dvrofl: Oh my... you've giving me some amusing ideas... Hmmmmm........

OneSickPsycho 04-15-2008 10:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 32389)
:dvrofl: Oh my... you've giving me some amusing ideas... Hmmmmm........
I have more... The story section...

'Honeymoon Double Penetration: I'm really surprised he could take it."

'Uncle Dad... How I got impregnated by my brother in law on my wedding night...'

Q&A

The George Carlin special... 'How do you get pecker tracks off a wedding dress?'

'DNA test... before or after the wedding?'

Helpful Hints

'White husband, black baby... How to deal with your inlaws.'

'Marrying for money: Do's and Dont's'

Discounts

'Heather's Hoochie Caberet is offering half hour strap on sessions half price for brides to be!'

'Adam and Eve.com offers wedding registry services... get that 12" cock you've always wanted!'

neebelung 04-15-2008 10:08 AM
:dvrofl: Oh God, I wonder if they'd actually look for a dup account... I'd so love to sign up with an alt ID JUST to post some of these... :lol:

OneSickPsycho 04-15-2008 10:10 AM
'Binge and purge: dropping a size before your wedding day'

'Im 14 hes 48... nobodey undersands we luv echother!'

Dave 04-15-2008 10:11 AM
"nice work marissa! way to give 110%"

OneSickPsycho 04-15-2008 10:35 AM
'how to hide your genital warts until it's too late...'

'Bachelorette Parties: It's ok to fuck fat guys named OSP'

azoomm 04-15-2008 10:36 AM
I think, rather than a women-only section... we should have a Rant about women section.

Added protein and glowing :lmao:

Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core :nee:

neebelung 04-15-2008 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 32403)
'Bachelorette Parties: It's ok to fuck fat guys named OSP'
I'll do that one, JUST as a public service to you. :lol:

Quote:
Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 32405)
I think, rather than a women-only section... we should have a Rant about women section.
I second that! :lol:

Quote:
Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 32405)
Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core :nee:
Oh holy shit... so we're all supposed to be butch and masculine? Dammit, no one sent me that memo!!!

the chi 04-15-2008 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 32406)
Oh holy shit... so we're all supposed to be butch and masculine? Dammit, no one sent me that memo!!!
:lol: I already got the haircut, I'm in there like swimwear!! Now if only I give up my makeup, lose my neck and put on some muscle...:whistle:

neebelung 04-15-2008 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 32408)
:lol: I already got the haircut, I'm in there like swimwear!! Now if only I give up my makeup, lose my neck and put on some muscle...:whistle:
Pfftt... your hair is sexy! Not the least bit butch!!!!

OneSickPsycho 04-15-2008 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 32405)
I think, rather than a women-only section... we should have a Rant about women section.

Added protein and glowing :lmao:

Speaking of beating women with a stick... or the proverbial anyway, I had a woman at a bike night dinner tell me that I had to turn in my "biker-chick card" (think man-card for chicks) because I was putting on lipstick. Let's forget that I've got about 18 years of riding experience MORE than she does... the very idea that I can't be a hot woman AND a rider... guess I'm just not hard core :nee:
See... if it would have been me, I would have said, "don't worry, I didn't tuck my cock between my legs today... sorta like you."

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 32408)
:lol: I already got the haircut, I'm in there like swimwear!! Now if only I give up my makeup, lose my neck and put on some muscle...:whistle:
I like seeing you in swimwear...

'Ass to mouth: How Dysentery can help you lose weight.'

the chi 04-15-2008 11:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 32410)
Pfftt... your hair is sexy! Not the least bit butch!!!!
:lol: you havent seen the mohawk then...

OneSickPsycho 04-15-2008 11:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 32413)
:lol: you havent seen the mohawk then...
Rae... are you going all Britney Spears on us?

I guess that poses the question that's usually about hair color... Does the carpet match the curtains?

neebelung 04-15-2008 11:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 32413)
:lol: you havent seen the mohawk then...
:lol: No, I haven't, but it's all in who's wearing it, and how they carry it off. You're not the least bit butch or masculine, so I'm sure you can pull it off fine!

the chi 04-15-2008 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 32414)
Rae... are you going all Britney Spears on us?

I guess that poses the question that's usually about hair color... Does the carpet match the curtains?
Nah, just got bored, did a mohawk... actually more of a faux hawk...lemme see if I can find a pic somewheres...i spray paint it when I bartend...

and to answer, mostly...:wink:

OneSickPsycho 04-15-2008 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 32420)
Nah, just got bored, did a mohawk... actually more of a faux hawk...lemme see if I can find a pic somewheres...i spray paint it when I bartend...

and to answer, mostly...:wink:
Sweet... Faux hawks are HOT on chicks... makes dudes look like fags, but hot on chicks...

Thank you for that visual BTW.

neebelung 04-15-2008 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 32420)
and to answer, mostly...:wink:
Like shaved on the sides, and a racing stripe down the middle?

OneSickPsycho 04-15-2008 11:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 32425)
Like shaved on the sides, and a racing stripe down the middle?
Either that or shorter on the sides and longer in the middle and faux hawked up...

Normally a hairy vag doesn't excite me, but that sounds interesting...

neebelung 04-15-2008 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 32427)
Either that or shorter on the sides and longer in the middle and faux hawked up...
See now I'm thinkin about mullets, i.e. business up front, party in the back. :dvrofl:

the chi 04-15-2008 11:26 AM
here it is...

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/raerr/hawk.jpg

neebelung 04-15-2008 11:27 AM
Oh I likey!! It's very Joan Jett!!

the chi 04-15-2008 11:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 32425)
Like shaved on the sides, and a racing stripe down the middle?
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 32427)
Either that or shorter on the sides and longer in the middle and faux hawked up...

Normally a hairy vag doesn't excite me, but that sounds interesting...

ah shit, i thought you were talking about color...no I dont style down below!! :lol: clean and trim, thanks...

OneSickPsycho 04-15-2008 11:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 32428)
See now I'm thinkin about mullets, i.e. business up front, party in the back. :dvrofl:
Vagullet?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 32429)
Nice... green's my favorite color too!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 32432)
ah shit, i thought you were talking about color...no I dont style down below!! :lol: clean and trim, thanks...
I'm totally jerking off right now.

the chi 04-15-2008 11:31 AM
it's actually quite a bit taller now...its grown out alot since then, the hair on my head OSP...i am getting it cut today tho, I am over this long shit...jeez, its a huge pain in the ass...but for anyone who doesnt mind actually fixing their hair, its very versatile, I could hawk it for the bar, but it looked just as good choppy and spiked for my professional day job!

Dave 04-15-2008 11:36 AM
damn rae :drool:

Rider 04-15-2008 12:03 PM
BS I cant see the pic...

And BTW there should be no carpet, I like sold surface floors....:drool:

Cutty72 04-15-2008 12:04 PM
yup... that's hot... all of it.

itgirl 04-16-2008 09:06 PM
rae's just adorable, isn't she?! i love that mohawk. she's spunky! :dthumb:

Phenix_Rider 04-16-2008 09:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by itgirl (Post 32870)
rae's just adorable, isn't she?! i love that mohawk. she's spunky! :dthumb:
:lol: "spunky"

Mrs. Colleen 04-16-2008 09:28 PM
That's my cat's name. :lol:

Dave 04-16-2008 10:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by itgirl (Post 32870)
rae's just adorable, isn't she?! i love that mohawk. she's spunky! :dthumb:
i was thinking scrumptious :yum:

Mr Lefty 04-16-2008 10:20 PM
I dunno... I was think'n spunk... :lol:

Dave 04-16-2008 10:24 PM
i just wanna know if she comes with chocolate syrup :P

Phenix_Rider 04-17-2008 10:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave (Post 32891)
i just wanna know if she comes with chocolate syrup :P
:lickout:Chocolate syrup.:drool:

Katherine 04-17-2008 11:01 AM
LOVE THE HAWK.

How do you keep from getting helmet hair?

the chi 04-17-2008 11:23 AM
unfortunately I dont, I look like a damn parrot or rooster with hair shooting off in all directions...yet another reason I hate having hair...i did get it trimmed tho, very short pixie cut again, no more hawk, and no more helmet hair!!! :rockout:

Trip 04-17-2008 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 33078)
unfortunately I dont, I look like a damn parrot or rooster with hair shooting off in all directions...yet another reason I hate having hair...i did get it trimmed tho, very short pixie cut again, no more hawk, and no more helmet hair!!! :rockout:
You sound like me, I hate fixing my hair. If A didn't throw a fit every time I shaved it off, I would keep it that way all the time.

OneSickPsycho 04-17-2008 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 33082)
You sound like me, I hate fixing my hair. If A didn't throw a fit every time I shaved it off, I would keep it that way all the time.
Just do what I do... don't comb your hair...

Trip 04-17-2008 11:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 33085)
Just do what I do... don't comb your hair...
I try to wear a hat 24/7. I even wear one to work.

the chi 04-17-2008 11:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 33082)
You sound like me, I hate fixing my hair. If A didn't throw a fit every time I shaved it off, I would keep it that way all the time.
I'm telling ya, i get my hair cut specifically so I dont have to mess with it, i hate dealing with my hair at all, and I wear hats all the time as well...thus the wigs too...:lol:

Rider 04-17-2008 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 33088)
I try to wear a hat 24/7. I even wear one to work.
Hat = Hair Alternative Treatment. Did you ever see that SNL skit?

OneSickPsycho 04-17-2008 11:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 33088)
I try to wear a hat 24/7. I even wear one to work.
I only wear a hat when I hit up some early breakfast or something before I take a shower...

upshift 04-17-2008 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 33088)
I try to wear a hat 24/7. I even wear one to work.
Same here. You very rarely will see me without a hat.

Trip 04-17-2008 11:43 AM
I think that is why I like being a biker so much. Helmets cause bad hair, so I never have to fix it before a ride.

papapoi 04-17-2008 11:51 AM
After that one day when ya pulled your helmet off after a ride. You will still be known as Rooster. :P

the chi 04-17-2008 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by papapoi (Post 33110)
After that one day when ya pulled your helmet off after a ride. You will still be known as Rooster. :P

yeah yeah...thus why i ALWAYS carry a hat in the tail section...get off bike, unlock tail, grab hat, remove helmet and replace with hat ASAP!!

papapoi 04-17-2008 12:19 PM
:idk:

Cutty72 04-17-2008 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 33121)
yeah yeah...thus why i ALWAYS carry a hat in the tail section...get off bike, unlock tail, grab hat, remove helmet and replace with hat ASAP!!
Don't buy an 1125... no room :no:

the chi 04-17-2008 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 33171)
Don't buy an 1125... no room :no:

:lol: bout like an Aprilia or Honda RR huh? Collapsible and mushable baseball caps, the only way to go...preferably the ones that already look beat up!! My GSXR can fit a small bag with a wallet, cellphone and tiny camera with a hat smooshed over the top, but thats it!! If I cant fit it in there, it doesnt need to go!! :dthumb:

papapoi 04-17-2008 02:11 PM
Well if anything i usually have a ballcap with me if ya need rae :P
Yes i still Ride. lol

Crazy 04-17-2008 02:15 PM
wow i didnt even know they had wedding planning forums.... i cna imagine a forum for a hobby or interest... but one day?

Trip 04-17-2008 02:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy (Post 33188)
wow i didnt even know they had wedding planning forums.... i cna imagine a forum for a hobby or interest... but one day?
Yeah wait, dude, it sucks. One day is a lot of fucking work.

neebelung 04-17-2008 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy (Post 33188)
wow i didnt even know they had wedding planning forums.... i cna imagine a forum for a hobby or interest... but one day?
There's LOTS of them actually... when you figure it's a $50 BILLION dollar a year industry in the U.S., is it any wonder everyone wants a piece of the pie?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 33191)
Yeah wait, dude, it sucks. One day is a lot of fucking work.
Yup... this is why we've decided on Vegas instead. :lol:

Trip 04-17-2008 02:29 PM
I wonder what the turnover is like on wedding boards, how do you keep members?

neebelung 04-17-2008 02:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 33194)
I wonder what the turnover is like on wedding boards, how do you keep members?
Unfortunately from what I've seen, they turn from wedding planning boards to baby-crazy-my-biological-clock-is-ticking boards. I belong to 4 of them, 3 of which I used to actually post on. 1 is just dead (too much spam), another is baby crazy (so I stopped posting), and the 3rd... well... that's where I tell them off about strippers and whining about their registries. Stupid bitches.

Mrs. Colleen 04-17-2008 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 33088)
I try to wear a hat 24/7. I even wear one to work.
Same as my husband. There are only about 5 days in a year that I can think of that he does not wear a hat.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 33191)
Yeah wait, dude, it sucks. One day is a lot of fucking work.
:td: No thanks! Fast and cheap is the way to go! :dthumb:

neebelung 04-17-2008 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 33201)
:td: No thanks! Fast and cheap is the way to go! :dthumb:
:werd:

But then again, I don't begrudge anyone who WANTS to have the big day and all it's glamour. Everyone has different priorities, so if you've got the time, energy, patience and budget for it, by all means, go for it!

Mrs. Colleen 04-17-2008 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 33202)
:werd:

But then again, I don't begrudge anyone who WANTS to have the big day and all it's glamour. Everyone has different priorities, so if you've got the time, energy, patience and budget for it, by all means, go for it!
Of course! I just feel like it is a big waste of money. :idk: I would rather save for a house then spend $20k+++++ on one day. :yes: But then again I have a semi-pricey (for us anyway) ring on my finger and I know some girls who would hate to spend money on a rock.

neebelung 04-17-2008 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 33203)
Of course! I just feel like it is a big waste of money. :idk: I would rather save for a house then spend $20k+++++ on one day. :yes: But then again I have a semi-pricey (for us anyway) ring on my finger and I know some girls who would hate to spend money on a rock.
Exactly. I can think of way better things to spend the $$$ on as well (what we might've spent on a wedding could buy two new bikes!!! :lol: ) ....

Mrs. Colleen 04-17-2008 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 33205)
Exactly. I can think of way better things to spend the $$$ on as well (what we might've spent on a wedding could buy two new bikes!!! :lol: ) ....
Our wedding (not including my ring) cost less than my 16 year old motorcycle. :lol:

Trip 04-17-2008 02:53 PM
I am not paying for my wedding, so I dont care. :lol: We aren't having a massive one anyway, just inviting family and friends up to this little place in the smokies. They pay for their own lodging.

It will be nice to see a lot of my family I don't see normally though.

neebelung 04-17-2008 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 33206)
Our wedding (not including my ring) cost less than my 16 year old motorcycle. :lol:
NICE!!!!! Considering my bike was uber dirt cheap, I don't think we'll come out THAT inexpensively, but then again we're doing a wedding-moon. :lol:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 33207)
I am not paying for my wedding, so I dont care. :lol: We aren't having a massive one anyway, just inviting family and friends up to this little place in the smokies. They pay for their own lodging.

It will be nice to see a lot of my family I don't see normally though.
Ah, now it's different if you get to spend someone else's cash. Neither of us has "a lot" of family anyway... and all of his are right here locally.

Trip 04-17-2008 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 33208)
Ah, now it's different if you get to spend someone else's cash. Neither of us has "a lot" of family anyway... and all of his are right here locally.
Yeah most of mine are in Louisiana and I still don't get an enormous amount of vacation time yet, so I see them very rarely.

Full Throttle 04-17-2008 03:05 PM
Yeah thats just really weird.:lol:

the chi 04-17-2008 03:36 PM
I have the funniest thing to share...I was just on my way back into my office from a meeting with a tenant on property when I ran into an employee from a jewelry store also on property, they are having HUGE sales for closing right now and I asked her what all they had going on, she just couldnt WAIT to tell me about all the lovely BRIDAL SETS and WEDDING BANDS!!! LMAO!!! I just couldnt help but laugh all things considered!!

papapoi 04-17-2008 03:38 PM
LOL, thats pretty funny.

neebelung 04-17-2008 04:15 PM
And another thing....

Who the fuck comes up with the stupid acronyms these girls use? Good Lord, for the longest time I kept thinking they were a bunch of infected whores, cus they kept posting up threads about their STD's!!!

(here I'm thinkin they've got the clap or something, when in reality they're talkin about save the date cards... Jeebus! :lol: )

Mr Lefty 04-17-2008 04:28 PM
shit I don't know which kind of STD is scarier! :lol:

the chi 04-17-2008 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 33224)
shit I don't know which kind of STD is scarier! :lol:

100% the card one!! You can medicate the other!!

Katherine 04-17-2008 05:16 PM
Which forum do you use, Neebs? I want to point my sister to a good one. Maybe this way she can chat it up about weddings all she wants without me getting the shivers.

Captain Morgan 04-17-2008 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 32396)
:dvrofl: Oh God, I wonder if they'd actually look for a dup account... I'd so love to sign up with an alt ID JUST to post some of these... :lol:
Wait till after your wedding, when you're done using the forum, then start posting them up until you get banned. :lol:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rider (Post 32457)
BS I cant see the pic...

And BTW there should be no carpet, I like sold surface floors....:drool:
I agreed with that statement prior to having a daughter and changing her diapers. Now, I prefer to see a woman's vag nice and trimmed. It must have hair so I can think of the woman as an adult. :idk:

Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 33095)
I only wear a hat when I hit up some early breakfast or something before I take a shower...
Same here. I rarely wear hats. However, I did wear a hat the entire weekend that I moved. I'd take a shower at night before bed, then get up, throw on a hat and clothes, and get to work again. Moving sucks donkey dick. I hope I only have to move one more fucking time.

itgirl 04-17-2008 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 33234)
100% the card one!! You can medicate the other!!
:rofl:

Dave 04-17-2008 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rae (Post 33178)
:lol: bout like an Aprilia or Honda RR huh? Collapsible and mushable baseball caps, the only way to go...preferably the ones that already look beat up!! My GSXR can fit a small bag with a wallet, cellphone and tiny camera with a hat smooshed over the top, but thats it!! If I cant fit it in there, it doesnt need to go!! :dthumb:
hey now, i know for a fact that RRs come with hat straps. well maybe thats not what those things are for but they work fricken awesome for it :pat:

Mr Lefty 04-17-2008 09:30 PM
I thought about make'n a hat strap for my seat for that reason... then I decided fuck it... I'm not gonna be taking passangers I'll just get a seat cowl. I could fit a hat under there anyhow.

I've even tucked the bill of my hat into the back of my pants and put the hat under my shirt against my back... works well...

but my hat smells like ASS :lol:

Dave 04-17-2008 09:33 PM
thats why they make manpons lol

neebelung 04-22-2008 02:47 PM
Well I've gone and done it now... I finally took the gloves off and stopped playing nice with those stupid cunts. :lol: I'm certain to get banned, or at least *gasp* neg rep'd and reprimanded. :dvrofl: I can't wait...

Dave 04-22-2008 02:59 PM
uhohs nee is dropping c-bombs :eek:

neebelung 04-22-2008 03:02 PM
:lol:

Ya wanna know how tight-assed that board is? The word CRAP gets filtered out. CRAP. CRAP??????? Are you fucking kidding me? :lol:

Trip 04-22-2008 03:04 PM
What did you do?

Rider 04-22-2008 03:06 PM
Leave it to the DC's to filter out the word crap....

neebelung 04-22-2008 03:06 PM
Oh just told some girl about herself. She's a bitch, and likes to call other people out on being rude or whatever, so I (gently by our standards) told her about herself. Nothing more :shrug: But she got her panties in a wad, pulled the "well I'm not the only one who thinks so...." card.

As I said, nothing major, but by the standards of that board, it's equivalent to putting sugar in someone's gas tank. :lol:

t-homo 04-22-2008 05:19 PM
I love the word "cunt."

neebelung 04-22-2008 09:52 PM
Well I'm disappointed in the whiny little CUNTS. NO warnings, no infractions... just a retaliatory neg rep, and a BIG GIANT LONG post from the bitch in question swearing that this isn't a hot button issue for her, that she's NOT going to lose any sleep over it, that she's not bothered by me, blah blah blah..... and then the thread got locked. Dammit. I was hoping for some bannation. :lol:

OneSickPsycho 04-23-2008 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 35206)
Well I'm disappointed in the whiny little CUNTS. NO warnings, no infractions... just a retaliatory neg rep, and a BIG GIANT LONG post from the bitch in question swearing that this isn't a hot button issue for her, that she's NOT going to lose any sleep over it, that she's not bothered by me, blah blah blah..... and then the thread got locked. Dammit. I was hoping for some bannation. :lol:
Welcome to www. sour vagina .com.

Dave 04-23-2008 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 35305)
Welcome to www. sour vagina .com.
now with free cheese!

Captain Morgan 04-23-2008 06:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 35206)
Well I'm disappointed in the whiny little CUNTS. NO warnings, no infractions... just a retaliatory neg rep, and a BIG GIANT LONG post from the bitch in question swearing that this isn't a hot button issue for her, that she's NOT going to lose any sleep over it, that she's not bothered by me, blah blah blah..... and then the thread got locked. Dammit. I was hoping for some bannation. :lol:
Oh, I'm sure you could get banned if you try. ;) I remember an episode of Still Standing where they were at the goody-goody neighbors house and the guy say, I heard you allow the C word to be used in your house. The response was, "we don't allow that kinda crap in our house", then, "there you go, using the C word." :lol:

neebelung 04-23-2008 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 35305)
Welcome to www. sour vagina .com.
:dvrofl:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave (Post 35306)
now with free cheese!
Um... ewwwww! (and :lol: )

Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Morgan (Post 35309)
Oh, I'm sure you could get banned if you try. ;) I remember an episode of Still Standing where they were at the goody-goody neighbors house and the guy say, I heard you allow the C word to be used in your house. The response was, "we don't allow that kinda crap in our house", then, "there you go, using the C word." :lol:
:rofl: I'm gonna bide my time only a wee bit longer. There's still some decent info on there that's been useful to me, but once I've got all the details of the wedding worked out, I'm coming out firing with both barrells!

Captain Morgan 04-23-2008 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 35316)
:rofl: I'm gonna bide my time only a wee bit longer. There's still some decent info on there that's been useful to me, but once I've got all the details of the wedding worked out, I'm coming out firing with both barrells!
We want links!! :lol:

Dave 04-23-2008 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan (Post 35328)
We want links!! :lol:
and pictures!

neebelung 04-23-2008 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 35451)
and pictures!
:lol: What the heck do you want pics of?

t-homo 04-23-2008 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 35316)

:rofl: I'm gonna bide my time only a wee bit longer. There's still some decent info on there that's been useful to me, but once I've got all the details of the wedding worked out, I'm coming out firing with both barrells!
I can't wait to hear the stories.

the chi 04-23-2008 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 35458)
:lol: What the heck do you want pics of?
probably Austin Powers type imagery there...:lol:


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