All I Want For Christmas Is....
 

....a pair of these pants, so I can just crap my pants and no one would know the difference, so long as I line them with a grocery bag or something.

:lol

What the hell is that?
I realize that they tried to make those MC Hammer pants popular with women this year but holy crap...

Dont forget the shoes to complete the outfit.

Tom

That's straight up gansta biothc!

Let me guess....American Apparel. :barf:

I just went and checked out their website. WTF??? Nice pornstache. And what's with the wool caps?

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsacp40c.html?cid=138

Hipsters all being unique....in exactly the same way. ;)

Holy crap...
I kept looking for the Collegehumor logo...maybe an Onion stamp.

(patiently awaiting Homeslice's arrival for a thorough analysis of the styles and "groups" in question)

No way I'd ever wear that crap. I can't imagine who would.

I'm speechless at the incredible amount of gayness on that site.

http://store.americanapparel.net/hl401.html?cid=709

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsaj401.html?cid=175

:lol

I mean really?

They actually have half decent basic stuff. But it's stuff you could get at a lot of other places too.

I'm not a fan.

:lol: When I said "crap" I was just looking at the pants from the first post and hadn't actually clicked on the link. Some of that stuff is wtf material for sure. :lol:

Castertroy is one of their models.
:lol

http://i.americanapparel.net/storefr...Seersucker.jpg

Is this just an invention so white people can bust a sag while still having the waistband secured normally?

I defy the homies to wear dat shit....AND let it sag.

Holy fuck, indeed...now I see where all the gays get their clothes.

:gofurslf: Karl


I was young and needed the money. Obviously I used the money I earned on food as I was about 136 pounds soaking we there

I saw someone wearing those yesterday, I had to do a double take...WTF. Man i'm old

I donno, but wool caps seem to be trendy right now. I saw people in LA wearing them when it was 80+ degrees and sunny. They've always made me think of people trying to hide their lobotomy scars :lol

I'm amazed that American Apparel makes such tremendously stupid-looking men's clothing. Their newspaper ads always feature hot women in skin-tight stuff :dthumb:

Never heard of them. But I'm not in the target age group anyway.

All I can say is, at least today's youth have other alternatives besides Hollister and all that wannabe-surfer crap.

But really, if I start seeing a bunch of "men" wearing belly shirts and see-through t-shirts, I'm gonna blow American Apparel up!!! I'm not sure what age group they are targeting but they have some fugly shit on their site. And I actually like some "trendy" stuff like A&F, American Eagle, Buckle, etc.

ETA: And what's going on with dude in the OP's picture? I mean, what's happening there with the shirt with the floofy sleeve things? And the bowling shoes? Why is he wearing bowling shoes? The pants I won't even comment on. He is a Glamour "don't" without question.

Bowling-style shoes, you mean. And the reason ugly shoes are popular these days is because "being geeky" is a conversation starter. It does not matter if the shoes actually look good or not, it only matters that they attract attention.

What's worse is when people wear black dress socks with shorts......it looks fucking retarded.

ummm
Don't come to NYC during the summer

Tyvek is not only used by FedEx, its a material that is lined with plastic. We use them at work in forum of coveralls. They allow you to wear them in dirty situations, they repeal water and when you're done you simply throw them away.

Is this site/company responsible for all the homo punks wearing their sisters pants. Skin F'in tight and low enough to show penis bush?

Tyvek fabric actually is plastic, polyethylene if I remember correctly. It's also used as "house wrap" as a moisture barrier- when you see a home under construction covered in white material, that's it.

I have no idea what would possess someone to wear underwear made out of it, though, much less pay $25 for them :scratch: Especially when disposable Tyvek "bunny suits" are available in the paint department of Home Depot for $12. If nothing else, it tends to be very noisy when folded, crumpled, etc. :idk:

I almost got one of the $12 Tyvek suits at Lowes last time I was there. I like to keep one in the trunk of the car. If you ever get a flat, or need to do a quick mechanical repair along the road, and you're wearing your nice clothes, it can come in real handy.

So does a AAA card and a cell phone.

I wore one of those suits few weeks ago to help a neighbor get rid of some mold.

Florida heat/humidity + "plastic" suit = drenched in sweat.

Maybe sweaty balls are trendy now too?

I have a AAA card too...but sometimes, if you have the tools, it's faster to do it yourself, and be on your way.

Living in Florida is your bad, not mine, sucka.

Enjoy your sweaty fucking nutsack.

:lol:

I was talking about the style...not the actual material. To me the pants the guy is wearing in the first pic look like crap that I wouldn't wear.

OMG too ugly for words! And I havent even checked out the link.. what self respecting straight man would wear those? They are not only FUGLY but they look uncomfortable. Kinda like my PJ bottoms after a sleepless night....

eww

Went for a walk and I saw a bunch of people wearing them.

Each one was a scrawny asian dude

It'd be tough to do a round kick wearing those things. :lol

Only if you've got two hours to kill hanging out on the side of the road.

AAA fucking sucks out here.

The Tyvek suits are pretty uncomfortable in the summer, but they can be better than the alternative for some jobs, like doing fiberglass work.

I have yet to see anybody wearing pants like the ones in the first picture :panic: Everyone around here still busts their sags in the traditional manner, by wearing giant clown pants.

http://c.americanapparel.net/storefr...atshirts/2.jpg

Funny, I didn't notice anything unusual...

I know what it is. I have many of the suits.

Great idea. I have an old FR suit I use just for that. I also have AAA

Very true!

I know... but the material peaked my interest.