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Regret is the name of that which you feel the instant the front end pushes beyond the point-of-no-return in the instant before you contact the pavement...

Shame is the name of that which you feel as the bike topples over on you in front of that cool girl who (used to) like you.....

Pride and exhilaration is what you feel after dragging your knee the first time....

Relief is what you feel while you stop shaking from the adrenaline after you use all your skills and training to narrowly miss the guy coming 'round the blind turn in the wrong lane....






Feel free to chime in.............

Inevitability is when the bike is about 3/4 of the way tipped over after you don't quite get the sidestand all the way down...

Umm, lessee.

Nirvana is when your biorythm, the tracks rythm, and your bikes rythm are playing the same harmony in tune.

joy is when short shifting out of that 2nd gear slide, turns into a third gear slide.

satisfaction is when your all buttoned up with no spare parts, and she fires the first time.

Anticipation is the smell of paint melting off new headers...

Fucked is when you go to grab the front brake before turn 1 at Willow Springs trying to come down from 150mph and there is no fluid in the line.

Invincibility is the name of that which you feel when you high-side into a cow, and walk away.

Sarcasm is the name of that which you feel when all your friends call you cowboy.

JC

skidmarks is what you feel after surviving your first tankslapper at a high rate of speed.

embarrassment is what you feel as you so graciously get off your bike to leave it on it's stand, just before realizing the stand isn't down and the bike soon will be.

guilt is what you feel after pulling up to a stoplight and realizing your not in your car 2 senconds too late. you've scratched the paint again. LOL

Rage is what you feel when when its your first trip to the GAP and all you see is miles of fags infront of you

Relief is what you feel after you run 100 yards in 100 degree heat in full leathers and kick the stall down open and just make it to the porcelain seat as wwiii goes off in your intestines and you feel the cool splashblack of bowl water as you turn the immediate area into a desolate wasteland redefining "wreck that shit"..

That right there is a successful day at the track..

Pride is what you feel when you drop a massive terd in the bowl at work and you leave without flushing so all can marvel at your gigantic feces.

especially if you leave a nice cloud deck for decoration..

Fap is what happens when that hot secretary from accounting bends over to get the pencil she just dropped

it was you!!!!!

we have someone here who must be completely infatuated with his leftovers, as he leaves them regularly. my only question is always did he wipe? no evidence of that anywhere. LOL

Its better if you text a pic to your friends with a message reading "check this shit out"

no camera phones allowed in the building. probably a good thing. LOL

frustration is when no matter how many times you try... marko just keeps coming home when the good stuff starts and he thinks his wife is home alone. ;)

If you do a massive one, you got to sneak into another stall and finish up business. So the mystery of the mega terd is made more interesting with no TP.

you think something is important? Whos gonna die? Loose an arm, leg or eye? Didnt think it was that important.

The biggest cause of death in the world is birth.

The greatest feeling in the world is your child on the back seat saying "daddy, you could have taken that turn faster"

Street lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly

Keep your bike in good repair, riding boots suck for walking

Irony is moving to a life that gives you tons more free time for track days, while simultaneously leaving you with absolutely no money to do them.

(I knew I should have waited to swap to the track bodywork and cancel the registration and insurance...)

We should all apologize to OTB. The thread got ruined... like normal around here.

Threads... on TWFix they're only as good as the first post.

no idea what you are talking about.. i think it pretty much stayed on track.. i especially like the last one - that would be my luck - more time less money type of deal..