Paris Hilton to sponsor a MotoGP 125 team..
 

I searched and didn't find a thread about this so...............

This is awesome...In todays economy, for just about anyone to do this is a giant step in the right direction :dthumb:

http://www.motogp.com/en/news/2010/P...+125+team+2011

Read that as.

She's bangin one of them, and mid sex session he asked for money to help sponsor a team.


Maybe it will spark some interest for everyone else????

Shouldn't this be a thumbs down?

Someone wants to give someone else a chance to be a professional motorcycle racer for free, and that's a bad thing?...Not in my book...

It's kind of like that whole selling your soul to Satan thing.

Me too, but if it furthers the sport...

At least we know where Pedrosa can hide while Stoners rocking his HRC ride...In Paris' Vag ay hay...

And that's different from racing for L&M, Marlboro, Camel, any other corporation, etc...

Yep because at least you don't get AIDS

Why am I imagining a set of pink leathers, with a matching pink handbag, pink plastics (naturally without the lower engine covers), and the fastest bike on teh grid because Maverick Viñales is all coked out.

Yeh that sounds like a Paris Hilton Race team.

And an intake that could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

Heard this this morning. A buddy texted me about it. I kept imagining....

http://www.google.com/url?source=img...UKXe-FdVet68Yg

http://www3.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/P...iMCmB3eYwl.jpg

and this...

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s...Motorcycle.jpg

I guess the bike can be sponsored by valtrex :lol:

Maybe it's just me and the fake society we live in...

But she has all that money errr spends a lot of money, and she has the smallest A cups I've ever seen?

Fuck. I need to be on facebook less. Just tried to "like" your post.

No, she sponsors the in private

I don't know, its kind of nice that she has at least A natural feature

That's hot!!!

Models dont have big boobs...

All the ones I see do :shrug:

Im talking about runway models. The ones that starve themselves. :lol: A good percentage of them are flat.

I interviewed this bitch once. Total moron. I think I posted the video.

Agreed...I mean even in NASCAR Mark Martin was driving a Viagra sponsored car around. :lol: SHOW ME THE MONEY !!!

I think there's a loose tailpipe joke in here somewhere...

Did yuo punch her in the ovaries. I would say hit her in the vajayjay but I wouldnt want you to get herpes on your boot :lol:

It became clear to me, very quickly, that she didn't understand my line of questioning.

There was only ever one instance that I thought she was a quality human being. It was in the Adrian Grenier documentary on poparazzi. She actually seemed genuinely nice. a lot of the time it seems like she is one big act for attention.

This bitch couldn't have been more fake when I met her. Total slutbag.

I knew I didn't like her when she tried answering her cell phone while getting doggied

In her defense that dude was NOT doing her right. She should requested Tommy Lee...

true nuff, if it was me she'd need a hip transplant :lmao:

http://a2.typepad.com/6a0120a76ec06f...8002970c-500pi

And the Celebrity World's Take on The News....
 

http://dlisted.com/node/40081

http://dlisted.com/files/parishiltonass.jpg

"Giving riders a reason to wipe their seats down with a mixture of Hazmat-brand anti-bacterial gel and crushed Valtrex pills, Parasite Hilton proudly flashed her trompe l'oeil cleavage and mounted a bike like it was a 9-inch dick to pose for photographers in Madrid, Spain at the unveiling of her very own MotoGP Team called SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton. Gross. Never mind that Wonky's bike looks like it was modeled after a confederate flag as seen through the eyes of Barbie, who thought giving her a motorcycle team was a good idea?

What does this skank know about motorcycles? Shit, what does she know about racing IN GENERAL? Just because the odometer on her pussy has been reset a dozen times and a pit crew has to come in mid-fuck to grease and rotate her parts doesn't mean she's an expert at racing. Just...no."

WOW! :lol:

:bonk: :lmao:

Her ass looks terrible in that pic

:lol: Dayum

Yup that bike its just as hideous as I imagined it would ber

Yea...I got my gf some leather pants for X-Mas....they just don't have the same "bone me" aura as the the chaps do... *sigh*

What do you mean tried?

She sent me seven texts on bathroom paint ideas.

JC

Is some dude gonna actually ride that pink bike around the track? You have to be kidding...

And her ass looks as if she puts a fuckin beer bottle up it. Nasty.

Pretty cool doc. btw.

For your viewing pleasure. This is me asking her the fucking questions...and shooting this. There's some b-roll at the end so you can see all the clowns who came to see her.

One of the worst moments of my professional career.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m...d/th_paris.jpg

That appears to be a still...

Did you get crabs from being in close proximity to her? Id imagine she's got an Eccentrica Gallumbits thing going on, except with stds in lieu of erogenous zones

It's a PB vid. Click it...should take you to the vid.

It does... Marko, I'm sorry but you were all "Um" and stuttering and she answered your questions directly and in a concise manner. I mean the questions weren't exactly thought provoking... She had just gotten into town the night before and this was the next morning and you're asking her inane questions about what she thinks of the town.:lol: She was there to sell perfume not give a symposium on nuclear fusion.:lol: She's a model, she never pretended to be an intellectual. What did you expect?:idk::lol: I thought she was polite, reasonably coherent and honestly sweet in a way.

BTW this was back when I would have still considered boning her!:drool:

Had to throw her softballs.

Oh I understand that but I seriously think that she was cute and rather nice... I didn't see anything wrong with her at all. Of course I'm not a Paris Hilton hqter either...
:lol:

i'd eat her asshole, before boning her without a rubber. All you haters have fucked worse (and dirtier), I guarantee it.

Okay, now here's something that we can agree on completely! These dudes are acting like if Paris knocked on their doors they'd turn her down...yea right.:lol:

Guess it was the whole experience. Had to be there.

Any girl that has a wasabi sauce dispenser between her legs I will turn down. Remember when she forgot to pay her storage unit bill a while back and all her shit got auctioned off? This was in there

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/images...18_preview.jpg

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/images...le_preview.jpg

And for good measure here are 2 other chicks my dick wont ever be in


http://i34.tinypic.com/28choc2.jpg

Yeah, but not by choice. :lol

No shit! I'm guessing that we could add about a few billion more names to that list...I mean just look at this guy.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/l...t/102_5478.jpg

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/l...t/DSC00441.jpg

Yep Paris is no doubt crying her little eyes out right now...:lol:

Go team cameltoe!
 

http://a57.foxnews.com/static/manage...434/paris1.jpg

Caption:

[left]Can I have those saddlebags for my bike?

[right]Tits! and WHOA, dayum, isn't that quite the fucking cameltoe!

:lol

I'm too good for her. I would not fuck her. Our relationship is going great thanks for asking. This time I've found the one, who cares if we're engaged and have only known each other three days. No really, I can handle myself, I just take a shit with my gun to be 100% safe...

The many lies of Twowheelfix... :lol

Right, because any of them have ANY choice in the color scheme or looks of the bike or team? And, what the hell... of COURSE any serious racer would ride it - it's a MotoGP team that pays it's riders a metric shit-ton to ride a motorcycle.

Fuck an A. You guys bitch about racing having the life sucked out of it, then bitch when someone creates a team and starts throwing money at the sport.

I didn't care for her, and I certainly don't agree with most of her life choices. But, damn I'm REALLY happy she's signing checks to keep wheels racing.

Hey don't forget, women just need to be treated with love and sensitivity...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:: lol::lol:

Exactly! Back when I was a kid, I would have taken money from the devil himself to be on ANY race team, much less a MotoGp team!!!

Me too. Id ride a bike with dildos painted on the sides if I was getting paid for it

no doubt...

I'd much rather watch current races of pink bikes than be forced to watch races of yesteryear because the sport ran out of money.

I no complain. me love ride pink. Me accept sponsorship from Al Queda, Satan, Tampax, Viagra, Depends, anyone... Really.

Yeah, cause if it's pink, it can't be fast...

JC