Good God. My dog is gassing me.
 

Jeeeez! Dog farts can take the paint off the walls.

Your dog ain't got shit on me right now. Whew!

You KNOW it's bad when you can't stand the smell of your own farts.

Fucking killing myself here...

No, bad is when you run yourself out of the bathroom....

It's a fiesta every time I go to the bathroom.

actually it's bad when you have a boxer and a bulldog and they have competitions. then of course run to smell what the other one did.

i'd put them in the garage but it would strip the paint of the bikes. LOL

My white shepherd used to cut a loud one and then run like hell scared out of her mind because she couldn't figure out where the sound came from. A couple times she caught the smell at the same time and got even more scared and pissed herself while running away... And hardwood floors added to the hilarity. :lol:

Taco just started dropping rippers... this morning he ripped a long one... like 5 seconds while he was eating... he stopped eating, ripped it, and continued eating... totally funny.

A dog with farts bad enough to peel paint is having intestinal issues....

I just googled dog fart. Wow. :lol:

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i don't know they warned us about this issue with bulldogs. she lives up to the warnings

My dad had a staffordshire bullterrier as a kid whose farts fit this. Sour, stinging, brimstone right out of that dog's arse.

IIRC bulldogs are notorious for tummy and intestinal problems as well as all the sinus and nasal issues due to the way they are built and smooshed together. They are one breed the breeders gave little or no thought to as far as health and well being when they developed them.

Btw my 2, the lil 8 pounder is bar far worse when it comes to killing us via her emissions, tho the big one likes to walk by and dust. *shudder*

our boxer is no lightweight in the smell dept either. she is definitely a competitor. she goes for sound usually