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RACER X 04-16-2009 11:21 AM

Dubai creates elite all-woman biker squad
 
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Six women from Dubai's Department of Protective Security and Emergency have been chosen to form the Gulf region's first all-woman quick response team. Quite frankly we're awed. Handpicked as personal bodyguards for ministers, heads of state, political figures like the late Benazir Bhutto and pop stars no less than Beyonce Knowles, each officer has been specially military-trained in counter-terrorism, 9mm marksmanship and anti-riot control.

Dubai being Dubai, these officers can't be on rickety scooters. They have to keep up with all those Bugatti's, so they get black Suzuki GSX-R1000's for patrol bikes as well as the standard slow-poke Yamaha 1200's with panniers, horns and lights.

Sadly, everything in the photos tells us the bike part of this squad may be more style than substance. The most blatant offenses are the giant sticker directly in the line of site while tucking and the absence of goggles so the officers can see while riding at speeds exceeding 15 mph. We could be completely wrong though, and are willing to concede that things like eye protection, proper helmets, combat armor, gloves and wearable communications equipment may have been ditched for their glamour shots at the request of the photographer.

Regardless, creating an all-woman rapid response team with deadly officers, giving them cool uniforms and hoontastic GSX-R1000's for patrol bikes is way cooler than our middle-aged officers on slow over-weight Harley's.

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shmike 04-16-2009 11:31 AM

Meh.


Lets see them do it when they're pregnant. :idk:

Dave 04-16-2009 11:34 AM

weee oooh weeee oooh weee weee ooohh weee ooh wee

rogue 04-16-2009 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 198024)
weee oooh weeee oooh weee weee ooohh weee ooh wee

Ack! :willy:

Grrr.... just when I finally get that fucking song out of my head you had to bring it back! Bad Dave! :spank: BAD DAVE!!!!! :spank::spank:

HurricaneHeather 04-16-2009 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by shmike (Post 198020)
Meh.


Lets see them do it when they're pregnant. :idk:

:rofl:

askmrjesus 04-16-2009 11:50 AM

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JC

Trip 04-16-2009 11:51 AM

Dubai is freakin crazy, this does not surprise me.

Rider 04-16-2009 12:04 PM

I love Dubai, the place rocks. I've been there 5 times.

Fleck750 04-16-2009 12:31 PM

Women that will truly kick your ass. Go girl.

BobTheBiker 04-16-2009 02:33 PM

note to self. no terrorism in dubai. new target. iran.

Dave 04-16-2009 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by rogue (Post 198028)
Ack! :willy:

Grrr.... just when I finally get that fucking song out of my head you had to bring it back! Bad Dave! :spank: BAD DAVE!!!!! :spank::spank:

:lmao:

Trip 04-16-2009 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BobTheBiker (Post 198193)
note to self. no terrorism in dubai. new target. iran.

dubai doesnt care, i can't believe they don't take shit for as much they get away with in that area of the world. You can find all sorts of nudity bars and almost completely naked russians rambling around the beaches.

Amber Lamps 04-16-2009 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 198203)
dubai doesnt care, i can't believe they don't take shit for as much they get away with in that area of the world. You can find all sorts of nudity bars and almost completely naked russians rambling around the beaches.


Sign me up! I missed all the Russian nudity, with the iron curtain and all! :drool:

Trip 04-16-2009 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 198429)
Sign me up! I missed all the Russian nudity, with the iron curtain and all! :drool:

just go to any euro trash vacation spot. Dubai is one of their favorites. It's the same as Gatlinburg for rednecks, euro trash loves dubai.

fnfalman 04-17-2009 11:48 AM

Link for the original article?

NONE_too_SOFT 04-18-2009 01:48 PM

i wonder if they shave.

Amber Lamps 04-18-2009 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 199110)
i wonder if they shave.

Yea... when I was in Europe we went to a few clothing optional beaches and it's not always pretty....

Smittie61984 04-18-2009 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 198203)
dubai doesnt care, i can't believe they don't take shit for as much they get away with in that area of the world. You can find all sorts of nudity bars and almost completely naked russians rambling around the beaches.

Probably because they are funding them via the money from the naked tourists. Why fund a war when your enemies can do it for you?

Rangerscott 04-18-2009 10:52 PM

Am I the only one that read the Dubai's dark side news article. LOL

rogue 04-18-2009 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 199171)
Yea... when I was in Europe we went to a few clothing optional beaches and it's not always pretty....

That's at almost ANY clothing optional place!!! :panic:

Fleck750 04-19-2009 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by rogue (Post 199261)
That's at almost ANY clothing optional place!!! :panic:


It's not limited to the beaches. Bike week in Fl left visual scars that will last a life time. :willy:

rogue 04-19-2009 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Fleck750 (Post 199267)
It's not limited to the beaches. Bike week in Fl left visual scars that will last a life time. :willy:

I wasn't talking about beaches. :lol: I used to belong to a couple of nudist camps. I loved going and had a great time! However, I have seen things that cannot be unseen before I learned to look people in the eyes only. :panic: :lol:

Porkchop 04-19-2009 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 198430)
just go to any euro trash vacation spot. Dubai is one of their favorites. It's the same as Gatlinburg for rednecks, euro trash loves dubai.

Oh good god..... i passed through Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge/Sevierville when we vacationed in TN. Can you say.... WAY TOO UNGODLY OVER THE TOP?????? :panic:

Although.... we did stop at a BBQ place in Pigeon Forge, and I do have to say... the best ribs I have ever had. No joke. Lots of russian/eastern block girls there.... really odd. :idk:


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