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askmrjesus 05-27-2009 06:48 PM

Holy...
 
...One armed praying Texas Cheeto Jesus in a plastic box!

http://cbs11tv.com/video?id=42232@ktvt.dayport.com

What will they do it?

Sell it on e-Bay?

Eat it?

Wait until they find Joesph and Mary Cheeto's, and make a little tiny Cheeto's nativity scene?

Christ on a cracker people, it's a fucking Cheeto. Get over it.

JC

Curb 05-27-2009 06:50 PM

guess the war and the economic crisis is too much for texas to deal with these days

askmrjesus 05-27-2009 06:56 PM

I think they're going to nail it to a Three Musketeers bar, just to mock my suffering.

Heartless bastards.

JC

Amorok 05-27-2009 07:17 PM

I'm just shocked it wasn't Mexicans, they're always seeing you and your mom in stupid places. If you're going to post a pic, why is it always a moldy piece of bread, or a stain in a driveway? And why is it always some poor, backwater town inhabited by brown people? Is it your way of making up for not giving them shit and still demanding faith?

askmrjesus 05-27-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amorok (Post 216985)
Is it your way of making up for not giving them shit and still demanding faith?

Actually, I was thinking about replacing communion wafers with Cheeto's.

Church attendance would be way up, and I could tell if you voted by the color of your tongue.

Or something like that, I'm still working out the bugs.

JC

Trip 05-27-2009 08:34 PM

Come on Jesus, I mean how vain do you got to be to advertise yourself in cheetos. :lol:

derf 05-27-2009 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 217016)
Come on Jesus, I mean how vain do you got to be to advertise yourself in cheetos. :lol:

I wouldnt put anything past that guy he did it to a dogs ass too

http://kuukunen.net/pics/dog-ass-jesus.jpg

BobTheBiker 05-27-2009 09:56 PM

you guys are gonna kill me here. I swear. jesus h christ.

askmrjesus 05-27-2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 217016)
Come on Jesus, I mean how vain do you got to be to advertise yourself in cheetos. :lol:

We tried an ad in Cat Fancy, but all we got was a bunch of old fat chicks.

We need younger fat chicks.

Cheeto's seemed like the logical choice.

JC

ericr 05-27-2009 10:32 PM

:lol: "Cheesus"

Trip 05-27-2009 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericr (Post 217072)
:lol: "Cheesus"

Awesome, thanks eric. I just found a way to offend my sister with my childhood nickname. This should be fun at the next family gathering.

askmrjesus 05-27-2009 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 217081)
Awesome, thanks eric. I just found a way to offend my sister with my childhood nickname. This should be fun at the next family gathering.

Wait, your childhood nickname was Cheesus? :lol:

This is a story I have to hear.

JC

Trip 05-27-2009 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus (Post 217084)
Wait, your childhood nickname was Cheesus? :lol:

This is a story I have to hear.

JC

Nah, it was Cheese. It was for corny jokes and other lame things I did. My sister is a converted Baptist. Calling myself Cheesus will be amusing.

tallywacker 05-27-2009 11:31 PM

BWHAHAHAHAHA that was hilarious

Papa_Complex 05-28-2009 07:43 AM

Tell the truth man; you just wanted to taunt a fat fundie chick by making the last Cheeto in the bag be one that she couldn't eat.

LeeNetworX 05-28-2009 08:38 AM

"If we can't get more than $.25 for it, I think we're going to just eat it."

Cheesus Cripes, that's a gouda one.

wildchild 05-28-2009 09:44 AM

if they eat it slowly is he going to be on here screaming and moaning about the suffering? :didntdo:

KSGregman 05-28-2009 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 217147)
Tell the truth man; you just wanted to taunt a fat fundie chick by making the last Cheeto in the bag be one that she couldn't eat.

Nice.... :lmao:

Particle Man 05-28-2009 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 217147)
Tell the truth man; you just wanted to taunt a fat fundie chick by making the last Cheeto in the bag be one that she couldn't eat.

this just eclipses any smart-assed remarks I was gonna make :lol:


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