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Experience: 4-8 months


Bike(s):
2005 kawi 636


another old hand




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Oh shit that's funny. :rofl:

I don't know... hell I fell for shit like that when I first joined the Army. When people ask technical questions I normally just help them in stead of making fun of them, but that's just me.:idk:

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I agree.

We all started somewhere, and I'm not sure why everyone hates these kids so much. Maybe they are squids, but how many of us have been uber squidly at some point?

I rode in shorts and a tank top once. :scared:

:dvrofl:

you missed out on a lot of fun then.

when we were coming out of the sandbox we had to get every vehicle inspected. I told one guy that I knew he had been racing through the desert because his shocks needed calibrated. I sent him to motor pool and they sent him to another company, they sent him to another, finally after being sent to 4 different companies he came back, wasn't very happy but it was funny as hell that so many other people went along with it.

still going


we'll see if the shop plays along.......good shop BTW if you ever stuck in N houston.

Maybe, besides that was a release of tension after the stresses of battle. This is just a way for bored desk jockeys to take advantage of someone who doesn't know any better.:idk: Almost everyone changes their exhaust to make it louder. I thought that he had a legitimate question. Especially since there are kits of this nature for some bikes. Heck, I drilled out the mufflers on my V-Max until I had the money to buy an exhaust.:lol:

Staged thread, I'm guessing.

I just put race baffles in mine and gutted the cats...seemed easier than changing the bearings and cheaper than buying the sound card. :whatwhat: :lol

:lmao: Nice! Like sending a private to find a box of grid squares..

hell yeah. left handed ratchets, and all the oldies like muffler bearings and blinker fluid.

Sky hooks....

yeah, my first day working at Timberland making boots, got sent to the main boss while in a meeting to ask him for a sky hook....sons of bitches

board stretchers..

We send the new Airmen out to supply to get us 100yds of flightline. That or a can of dial tone (I'm comm). :lol

Comm, huh? Tracy's AF friend is comm too.. I should text him and ask if he knows any other good noob pranks. :lol:

Im still giggling bout the 100yds of flightline...I can SO see that...

In the Navy we send them to grease the relative bearing on the bridge, or to fetch a bucket of steam.

Personal favourite is when we take an old plum bob, tie some weak string to it. Tell the new guy it's a very expensive device used to test thermal layers in the water. He lowers it down over the side. It falls off. We convince him he just lost a 25,000 dollar sensor, and wait for the fun to unfold.

:lol: :lol:

Godsuki is a riot, I hope he gets the guy at the shop to go along with it!

This guy's SOOO funny, he should have his own show! Or at least when he's 18.

Why'd you even copy that lame shot over here with Godsuki's stuff? That's like sending Pauly Shore on stage after George Carlin (RIP). :lol:

Or when you tell him to get into the barrel...:lol: Old Navy joke...

Anyway, I think that good natured work pranks are one thing but when someone comes to you for help...:idk: Hell, I just gave Derf some advice on modifying his muffler yesterday...:idk:

those are good ones