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LeeNetworX

08-04-2009 02:05 PM

I Have Three Dogs

I like to pet them after I ride my motorcycle. I like motorcycles. Motorcycles are fun. Mine goes fast. I like to drink root beer after riding my motorcycle, before I pet my dogs.

Dave	08-04-2009 02:12 PM

feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer

LeeNetworX

08-04-2009 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 250848)

feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer

You just blew my mind.

Homeslice

08-04-2009 02:58 PM

Exciting.

HurricaneHeather

08-04-2009 03:08 PM

This is in the wrong area.

neebelung

08-04-2009 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX (Post 250837)

I like to pet them after I ride my motorcycle. I like motorcycles. Motorcycles are fun. Mine goes fast. I like to drink root beer after riding my motorcycle, before I pet my dogs.

Replace "dog" with "cat" and I concur 100%.

Dave	08-04-2009 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 250987)

Replace "dog" with "cat" and I concur 100%.

the cats steal all the root beer and dont let you pet them

Antwanny

08-04-2009 07:01 PM

i have two hands

karl_1052

08-04-2009 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antwanny (Post 250991)

i have two hands

Fingers and toes,
fingers and toes,
forty things we share,
41 if you include
the fact that we don't care

buzzcutt2

08-04-2009 10:04 PM

I have one more dog than I have motorcycle.

Dave	08-04-2009 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antwanny (Post 250991)

i have two hands

and only one dong. :lol

pauldun170

08-04-2009 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 250848)

feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer

I have one word in response to this statement.

"perfection"

Tmall

08-04-2009 10:27 PM

I have the same number of dogs as I do motorcycles. But, in a few months ill have one more dog than motorcycles.

But! Hopefully next summer ill have the same number of motorcycles and dogs again.

askmrjesus

08-04-2009 10:34 PM

I have two wheel chocks.

JC

Antwanny

08-04-2009 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 251069)

and only one dong. :lol

:)

yes karl e-five

Particle Man

08-05-2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus (Post 251079)

I have two wheel chocks.

JC

yes, to help you with replacing fork internals rather than friends. I saw that :lol:

RedRider2k2

08-05-2009 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karl_1052 (Post 251056)

Fingers and toes,
fingers and toes,
forty things we share,
41 if you include
the fact that we don't care

Like boots or forums, Oh when they start
They really fall apart

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tmall (Post 251073)

I have the same number of dogs as I do motorcycles. But, in a few months ill have one more dog than motorcycles.

But! Hopefully next summer ill have the same number of motorcycles and dogs again.

It's good to keep the Dog to Motorcycle ratio balanced. 2 and 2 has been working well for me so far.

LeeNetworX

07-11-2010 08:02 PM

My dogs drank all of my root beer. :(

Particle Man

07-11-2010 09:26 PM

I'll bet they are farting like mad.

Better get away by riding your motorcycle. Then when you get back you can pet them because the gas will have passed.

RedRider2k2

07-11-2010 10:34 PM

My Bike to Dog ratio is going to be thrown off again tomorrow. Selling one bike but shopping for another. Hopefully I can keep it together long enough to get everything back in balance.

Dave	07-12-2010 01:37 AM

i have no root beer :(

dReWpY

07-12-2010 02:00 AM

Dear /b/
I have this riding friend, that has a posting problem
Itt: Discuss

LeeNetworX

07-12-2010 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 392102)

Dear /b/
I have this riding friend, that has a posting problem
Itt: Discuss

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...ensley/EFG.gif

Dave	07-12-2010 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 392102)

Dear /b/
I have this riding friend, that has a posting problem
Itt: Discuss

Its caturday. Post some fucking cats.

http://xspblog.com/wp-content/upload...ancing-cat.jpg

pauldun170

07-12-2010 05:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQEJL...layer_embedded

Homeslice

07-12-2010 05:47 PM

Predator 2 blows, Predator ownz.

& vernors shits all over root beer.

Trip	07-12-2010 07:13 PM

http://mudkipdesudesu.files.wordpres.../04/dement.png

Cutty72

07-12-2010 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzcutt2 (Post 251059)

I have one more dog than I have motorcycle.

I have one more motorcycle than I have dog.

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 250987)

Replace "dog" with "cat" and I concur 100%.

Cats suck. That is all.

Dave	07-12-2010 11:41 PM

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...1L._SS500_.jpg

pauldun170

07-13-2010 12:48 AM

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yo dawg

LeeNetworX

07-13-2010 09:01 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 392475)

yo dawg

buzzcutt2

07-13-2010 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 392351)

I have one more motorcycle than I have dog.

My ratio is back to equal.

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