Whipped Butter
 

Why is this crap in my fridge?

I sure as hell didn't buy it. What's the goddamn point? Butter with air in it. Fucking Air-Butter. It takes a cubic foot of the shit to make anything taste like it has actual fucking butter on it. WHY? Probably goes great with helium filled marmalade.

Who invented this shit? Assholes, that's who.

"Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!"

Well fuck that, fuck them, and fuck whipped butter.

Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it.

JC

The whipped butter thats in my fridge is hard as a mother fucking rock. I never use it because it takes a fucking ice pic to remove any of it.

Yeah, air butter. But isnt butter 90 pct water?

In North Korea maybe.

Cream and salt.

JC

I love whipped butter.

Hi Epyon, and welcome to the I hate whipped butter thread.

JC

Actually, I buy premium whipped butter and leave it out. A tub rarely lasts a week, and it'll keep at room temp in all but the hottest weather for two weeks.

I keep stick butter in the fridge for measuring and cooking.

I wish I could find a woman that I can settle down with and can churn my butter. So many woman lacking upper body strength.

You should take a trip to St. Jacobs, Ontario, and find yourself a nice Mennonite girl.

Don't have to go that far. I'm surrounded by Mennonite farms.