I was challenged to a race on the cycle on my way home from work ....
 

by some "ricer wanna be" in a 4 door chevy celebrity complete with wing and fart can. :wtf: :loser:

He's in the left turn lane "goosing" the throttle to make it jump ( sort of ) and putting it in neutral to tach it up. He yells over " I want to race you".

As I'm laughing, I tell him "no way". He says " afraid you'll lose" ?

"No, I don't race assholes" I replied as my light turned green.

If these kids are our future, we're doomed :panic:

what were u riding?
the zr?

Yup, the ZR1100. The H1 is still on the lift waiting to be put back together :whistle:.

lol

shoulda told him you're a off duty cop hahaha

I'll remember that for next time. Good comeback :dthumb:

Should have told him, "Let's take it to Dead Man's Curve."

Lol, Did he NOT Know what you were Riding?

Musta Thought it was a moped of sorts or something.

You could do what I do... sandbag to the next stop. Then put money on it.

Or smoke his ass and at the next stop tell him, "maybe next time I'll use the other 4 gears."

Or, You could have just assumed he was a dumbass and payed him no mind.

I would of had to lay the smack down just to "clear the Zone" as I call it for safty's sake. Fag was more than likely drunk. It wouldn't have taken more than a thought to leave him in your side view getting very small.

I normally just wave and go on whenever cagers wanted to "race" me. Unless they got a hot chick with them then I gotta lay the smack down on them and then talk shit to the honey.