lunch
 

A crusty old biker with bugs in his teeth took a summer ride in the country .
When he gets to a tavern , he parks his bike and goes in.
Immediately, he sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $100.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the
exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, 'Yes I am.'

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.

oldie but a goodie..