Check this friendly little creature out
 

Was running around the mountains today around 530am and these little suckers started coming out of the wood works. They're called whip scorpion/vinegaroon, they look like scorpions except they don't have a stinger, just a little whip. I did the responsible thing and poked it with a stick than played with it for 20 minutes or so. It raised up like a scorpion but instead of striking out it just vibrates its tail in the air.
In my professional opinion, this creature is a fail at evolution.

http://museum.utep.edu/chih/theland/...inegaroon1.jpg

yes, it FAILED at evolution, but its certainly a prime target for shooting at.

weird

I would of done what any moronic pyro would of done, set it on fire

Now thats an idea I could back.

That thing just begs to be set on fire :lol:

Tom

Oooooo, feed it something... virgin, you need to find a virgin... NOW!!!

Been waiting for someone to make a thread about creepy shit since Neebs spider story...I gots so many....

I can start reciting work stories again :lol:

Tom

bet that thing would scream like crazy with a little flame

Kill it! Kill it with fire! Lucifer commands you to kill it with fire!