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Trip 04-10-2008 11:26 PM

The Insane Adventures of Chewy
Checked into his hotel room on the 33rd floor in Atlantic City

Chewy's Discussion Thread:

Trip 04-13-2008 01:21 PM

Chewy began his motorcycle adventures today. It was his first ride. I didn't pick up the pace much since I just went around knoxville and grabbed a quick bite to eat, but it was sure nice to be back on two. As for chewy, he found a new place in where my passenger pegs use to hang. He seemed ok with being hung for the ride around town.

Trip 04-13-2008 01:43 PM

Me and Chewy just got back from our journey to the gap. We had a blast. We got to make a few passes during the day relatively five-0 free. Met up with some great people, ate some good food. Horsed around a lot. Just had and all out good time.

Now time for some pictures.

Here is where Chewy spent most of the day riding. He seemed fine with it.

Had to do a photo op at the tree.

He's a climber

Hmmm, old school rally styley

About to start the fiddy race.

And it's ON!!!

Your Deal's Gap Spring Fiddy Champ is.......ME!!!!!!!!!

Killboy's Blinding machine in the modded category big wheels.

Me coming down the hill in the first heat race. Video to come, I had a wreck in the first heat.

Your Deal's Gap Spring Stock Big Wheel Champ is.......ME!!!!!!!!!

I luv me some trophies!

Chewy enjoyed the after hours activities a little too much and I found him passed out on the sidewalk.

We took this opportunity to give him a tattoo.

I got more pics and a lot of stories to come about the 50/big wheel races, but this is all I can write right now. Got to unpack and let this hang over subside.

Trip 04-13-2008 03:34 PM

Vid from the big wheel race.

Trip 04-16-2008 08:25 AM

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Chewy made this week. GO CHEWY!

fpzx10 04-21-2008 02:36 PM

Things were busy around the garage early in the day. Plus, Chewy was hungover and didn't feel like getting his picture taken.

So after lunch, he hung out with Jaime, and they got a few shots.

He said, "Rain, fuck the rain, let's ride."

Here he is watching the entrance to the front straight. I think he's yelling something like, "HEY KEVIN, THE THROTTLE IS ON THE RIGHT, DUMBASS"

Hangin out at the exit of the back straight

Back in the garage, Chewy notices my green team sticker and said, "Here's a tip, shut your fucking mouth."

By the end of the day, the lil bastard started hitting on Jaime.

She couldn't resist his charms. After this pic, they disappeared for about an hour. She claims nothing happened, but I don't trust Chewy.

fatburg 05-12-2008 11:32 PM

Chewy made it out to meet up with me and megatron. Here are a few pics of us feeding some ducks and sliding together.

OneSickPsycho 06-13-2008 09:12 AM

Chewy laid low for the first couple sections of the cross country trip... From Orlando, to Knoxville, to Kettering OH, then to Kansas City... He decided to come out of the woodwork in Abeline KS... His motivation... Well, Chewy LOVES the...

Just look at that grin... you know he was one happy Wookie!

In Colorado, Chewy decided it was time for a change... He sabatoged the Buell so he could ride on a 954...

Ridin' dirty through NM...

Chewy went back into hiding through Texas and Oklahoma, but decided to show himself in Arkansas...

'WWWWAAAAAoooooaaaaahhhhwwwwwWWWaaah' (translation - this road is FUCKED.)

At this gas station, Chewy reminded us of the movies "Wrong Turn" and "Deliverance"... You can see the fear in his eyes...

'WWWWWWAAAAAawwwwwwaaaaahhhhhh' (translation - these Ozarks are pretty...')

Given his track record with the ladies, Drewpy made Chewy stay outside at Psycho's place...

Back at his old stomping grounds, Chewy relates to me that it's good to be home... 4000 miles on two wheels wore us both out!

jtemple 08-06-2008 04:08 PM

Here's where we went, in order (the repeated towns are there on purpose):

Omaha NE
Norfolk NE
Oneill NE
Gregory SD
Murdo SD
Badlands National Park
Wall SD
Rapid City SD
Nemo SD
Sturgis SD
Spearfish SD
Nemo SD
Pactola Reservoir
Hill City SD
Crazy Horse Memorial
Custer SD
The Needles Hwy
Coolidge SD
Norbeck Overlook via Iron Mountain Rd
Keystone SD
Mount Rushmore
Rapid City SD
Nemo SD
Trevino's Leathers, Deadwood SD
Sturgis SD
Black Hills HD Dealership
Nemo SD
Devil's Tower WY
Hulett WY
Aladdin WY
Presho SD
Humboldt SD
Elk Point SD
Papillion NE (Home)

Total Miles Logged = approximately 1500, from 07/31/2008 - 08/05/2008

jtemple 08-25-2008 10:06 PM

The trek from Omaha, NE to our campsite in Nemo, SD:

2008.07.31.0800 Norfolk, NE

2008.07.31.1000 O'Neill, NE

2008.07.31.1200 Gregory, SD

2008.07.31.1400 Murdo, SD

2008.07.31.1600 Badlands National Park, SD

Chewy > Badlands

2008.07.31.1800 Wall, SD

2008.07.31.1900 Rapid City, SD

2008.07.31.2100 Nemo, SD
This is the restaraunt that's run by the campsite owner. Here's Chewy, chillin' out on the piano with Kermit and baby Kermit.

jtemple 08-25-2008 10:50 PM

2008.08.01 Nemo, SD
This is our campsite - my home for the next 6 days. It's BEAUTIFUL

2008.08.01.1000 Sturgis, SD
Chewy getting his first Sturgis sticker. We went in early to beat the crowd.

Chewy getting his first autograph!

2008. Spearfish, SD
Chophouse Whisky Bar

Sticking some cards on the bulletin board at the Chophouse!

I broke my camera right after that. I threw it in my Camelbak and forgot to zip the pocket. When I flung my Camelbak onto my back, the camera went flying! That night, I went back into Rapid City, SD and bought a new one.

To Be Continued...

jtemple 08-26-2008 09:24 AM

2008.08.02.0800 Nemo, SD
All you can eat breakfast at the VFD. OOOOHM NOM NOM NOM

My stepdad's band t-shirt. $15 each if you want one:


They're pretty good; they played at my wedding!

2008.08.02.1000 Pactola Reservoir

2008.08.02.1130 Crazy Horse Memorial

jtemple 08-26-2008 09:33 AM

2008.08.02.1200 Custer, SD

2008.08.02.1300 The Needles HWY

2008.08.02.1700 Mount Rushmore

2008.08.02.1745 Rapid City, SD
Owning the portable stripper pole!

jtemple 08-26-2008 09:42 AM

2008.08.02.1745 Rapid City, SD (continued)
Got Milk?

2008.08.03.1030 Deadwood, SD
Trevino's Leathers

2008.08.03.1100 Sturgis, SD
Indian VIN #001:

Chewy on the Spyder:

The new VMax:

jtemple 08-26-2008 09:51 AM

2008.08.03.1430 Black Hills, SD HD Dealer

Buell love:

This girl was better looking than that Lana chick:

Overpriced shitty food! OOHHM NOM NOM NOM

2008.08.04.1400 Devil's Tower, WY

jtemple 08-26-2008 10:01 AM

2008.08.04.1500 Hulett, WY
No Panty Wednesday! Too bad we were there on the 4th:

Chewy Kickin' it Old School:

2008.08.04.1700 Aladdin, SD
Population 15, no joke!

The ONLY public restroom in Aladdin. Needless to say, I held it. The stench was unbearable!

2008.08.06.1231 Papillion, NE
Home at last! This is my desk, and Chewy's current home until I can pass him off to Ebbs:

That's everything. I have a lot more photos, but these are my Chewy favorites. I also have them in 8MP size. If you want any high resolution ones, PM me.

You can see all of my pictures here:

jtemple 09-03-2008 11:56 PM

Chewy has been officially handed off to Ebbs.

2008.09.03.2100 Somewhere between Omaha, NE and Plattsmouth, NE

Mr Lefty 09-09-2008 12:24 PM

Chewy infront of a B17 on Offut AFB in Omaha NE

Chewy at Truman Lake in MO

Chewy up early for the ride with Smilieman

Chewy loves the Twisty's

NONE_too_SOFT 09-16-2008 10:37 PM

Chewy made his way into my hands at the beginning of the GP race in INDY. Many a picture were taken involving him and various umbrella girls and novelty items in the vendor sections, as well as by our bleachers and generally all over the place. unfortunately he didnt get a chance to come out during the wrong turn we took after the race sunday, but god will forgive me.

In honor of the inaugural Indianapolis moto GP event he is donning my motorcycle parking pass.

neebelung 07-08-2009 10:47 AM

Chewy update
So poor Chewy has been pretty bored since he came to Florida... not only are our roads flatter than what he's accustomed to, but he came to visit during monsoon season... We've had tons and tons of rain pretty much since we came home from The Gap, and while I did take him on one good ride a few weeks ago, I don't believe any picstures were captured. *grrr*

However, he did accompany us down to south Florida for the 4th of July weekend, and joined us for some drinks at Debbie & Mike's house.... We had to keep an eye on him though... he seems to have pent up agression. He starts off real sweet and friendly, then ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!! He also really likes the :boobs:

Chewy meeting Ninjakel for the first time

He got friendly with her REAL fast :lol:

But when he went for the jugular, it made her sad.

Leon had to show Chewy who's boss

At which point Chewy attacked Leon (cus ya know, Chewy's kinky like that :lol: )

neebelung 07-08-2009 10:49 AM

Bentley (the shih tzu) came to everyone's rescue

"Vengeance will be mine!"

derf 06-12-2010 09:05 PM

First I picked him up from scott

then Chewy Spoke to some folks who will be working at the NJ LPGA tournament.

Then he went walking around the grounds a little bit

After the LPGA fiasco he went over to his hotel in atlantic city

Checked into his hotel room on the 33rd floor

Then chewy went down to the tables, he didnt do bad, but the pit bosses don't like him taking too many pictures and he had to defend himself

And finally he went and blew $20 playing the slots, and right before he lost all his money he won $100, which he took and got a cheap hooker and a few lines of coke (sorry no pictures of the hookers or the coke)

And then he capped off the night with a rum and coke after the hooker left

Gas Man 07-02-2012 12:30 PM

Where the F did Chewy go????

Particle Man 01-02-2014 10:24 AM


Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 515273)
Where the F did Chewy go????

This :?:

Trip 01-02-2014 08:33 PM

Tommy maybe?

Gas Man 01-03-2014 01:02 PM

He's locked up in a cleveland basement!!??!!??

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