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AquaPython 01-04-2011 09:39 AM

Hover Hands?
 
had to steal this from another site for hilarity.

possibly NSW....


Instant Virgin Detector

from http://hoverhands.net/

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Dave 01-04-2011 09:43 AM

Isint #2 summer glau?

AquaPython 01-04-2011 09:48 AM

looks familiar, probably from a comic-con

Papa_Complex 01-04-2011 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 438890)
Isint #2 summer glau?

Both of the first two are.

If Terminator chick says, "Touch me and I'll kill you" do you take the chance, or do you remember that fight scene from "Firefly"?

Trip 01-04-2011 10:30 AM

lollercoaster

derf 01-04-2011 12:40 PM

The things I learned from a strip joint: You paid your money, the goods are there to be touched

Papa_Complex 01-04-2011 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 438944)
The things I learned from a strip joint: You paid your money, the goods are there to be touched

Things I learnt in a strip joint: You only do that sort of thing in the dives, unless you want to be wearing a dumpster.

derf 01-04-2011 01:06 PM

If a girl comes and sits on my lap, damn skippy, my hand is on her hip. The forbbiden places that get you kicked out are between any cracks, tits (unless you pay extra), and the neck. Everything else is pretty much fair game, and you can usually get a good layer of hand lotion on your hands after as a bonus

Dave 01-04-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 438949)
If a girl comes and sits on my lap, damn skippy, my hand is on her hip. The forbbiden places that get you kicked out are between any cracks, tits (unless you pay extra), and the neck. Everything else is pretty much fair game, and you can usually get a good layer of hand lotion on your hands after as a bonus

Can usually get a good hand through her hair when you go to speak to her. Especially if its a loud club

azoomm 01-04-2011 01:22 PM

Thank you for this... :lol:

I just looked at a picture of my daughter and her boyfriend. HoverHand FTMFW!! :lol


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