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Captain Morgan 09-05-2010 09:08 PM

What's with women and pics in the car?
 
I've noticed a trend of women taking pics of themselves in the driver's seat of their car. Why do they do this? What the hell is the point? And why is doing this so popular among women?

Homeslice 09-05-2010 09:11 PM

Examples? :scratch:

101lifts2 09-05-2010 09:12 PM

While driving, they are on the phone texting and accidently hit the camera. Then after they find their pic, the say fuck it and post it on the net.

EpyonXero 09-05-2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan (Post 406545)
I've noticed a trend of women taking pics of themselves in the driver's seat of their car. Why do they do this? What the hell is the point? And why is doing this so popular among women?

Ive seen that a lot too, my guess is theyre bored. Women just like taking pictures of themselves in general, why not in the car.

Rangerscott 09-05-2010 10:10 PM

I'd rather be in the car then in the shitter. Nothing sexier than a hottie and a toilet right behind her.

t-homo 09-05-2010 10:22 PM

Because girls take pictures of themselves no matter where the are. Car and in the bathroom included.

Captain Morgan 09-05-2010 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 406546)
Examples? :scratch:

Now, most of these women are not even cute, but examples abound.

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../46621904D.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../46621904F.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../52756581D.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../52756581G.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../56661662H.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../57168146I.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../67877480C.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../78226210A.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../78226210H.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../78502565H.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../78502565L.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p.../92654738C.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p...98792415-2.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p...r/untitled.jpg

smileyman 09-05-2010 11:23 PM

What else to do after you run over motorcyclists while perfecting your mascara?

Rangerscott 09-06-2010 01:29 AM

I say, if you can tell they are driving while doing it. A nice $200 ticket mailed to them.

Captain Morgan 09-06-2010 03:27 AM

Every time I find one, I'm going to add it to this worthless thread. :lol:


http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p..._2271927_n.jpg

LeeNetworX 09-06-2010 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 406581)
What else to do after you run over motorcyclists while perfecting your mascara?

:lol

fnfalman 09-06-2010 04:34 AM

None of them flop titties?

EpyonXero 09-06-2010 08:26 AM

Nice pic of the woman, clearly driving, with her baby in the back seat. Way to pay attention to where youre going. . .

Amber Lamps 09-06-2010 11:55 AM

Plenty of Fish?:lol: Are you single again, Avery?

Captain Morgan 09-06-2010 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 406633)
Plenty of Fish?:lol: Are you single again, Avery?

You recognized some pictures, huh? :lol: Yep, I'm single again. See my signature. ;)

Smittie61984 09-06-2010 01:25 PM

To prove they really are 16.

Rangerscott 09-06-2010 01:28 PM

They need to be taking their pics while in the kitchen.

Amber Lamps 09-06-2010 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 406657)
They need to be taking their pics while in the kitchen.

Trust me, the laid out on the bed pics are much worse....:panic: I don't think there is anything less attractive than a 200 lb chick trying to look "sexy" on a bed in some skimpy outfit...:panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

Dave 09-06-2010 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 406686)
Trust me, the laid out on the bed pics are much worse....:panic: I don't think there is anything less attractive than a 200 lb chick trying to look "sexy" on a bed in some skimpy outfit...:panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

I see nothing wrong with that,

















































As long as she's 6'5 ;)

Captain Morgan 09-06-2010 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 406686)
Trust me, the laid out on the bed pics are much worse....:panic: I don't think there is anything less attractive than a 200 lb chick trying to look "sexy" on a bed in some skimpy outfit...:panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

No doubt. I also see a lot of racoon aerials on several profiles, though not as many as there use to be.

Papa_Complex 09-06-2010 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 406691)
I see nothing wrong with that,


As long as she's 6'5 ;)

You mean like........

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/97...del-graces-mag

EpyonXero 09-06-2010 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 406686)
Trust me, the laid out on the bed pics are much worse....:panic: I don't think there is anything less attractive than a 200 lb chick trying to look "sexy" on a bed in some skimpy outfit...:panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

Fat girls try harder.

smileyman 09-06-2010 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero (Post 406721)
Fat girls try harder.

And their grateful....

Particle Man 09-06-2010 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 406747)
And their grateful....

And hungry

Amber Lamps 09-06-2010 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 406752)
And hungry

and all yours!

Particle Man 09-06-2010 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 406758)
and all yours!

:lol:

My better half has the metabolism of a freakin' hummingbird - she's always hungry but burns the damn calories off before she's even done eating. :lol:

Rangerscott 09-06-2010 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 406767)
:lol:

My better half has the metabolism of a freakin' hummingbird - she's always hungry but burns the damn calories off before she's even done eating. :lol:

So no running off to the bathroom after eating? I'll go after eating sometimes, but it aint coming out the top end.

Dave 09-06-2010 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 406720)

something like that, she come with a stepladder? :lol

Gas Man 09-16-2010 11:36 AM

tall model....She may be a tall gal but she's still hot.

I don't have any anwer to your question either Capt

the chi 09-16-2010 11:54 AM

:shrug: I've never once taken a pic of myself in a vehicle, and I really suck at self pictures so I avoid those too. :lol: I always wonder how folks got so good at the self portraits...without getting the arm in the shot and all that.

Papa_Complex 09-16-2010 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 409418)
:shrug: I've never once taken a pic of myself in a vehicle, and I really suck at self pictures so I avoid those too. :lol: I always wonder how folks got so good at the self portraits...without getting the arm in the shot and all that.

Practise.







.... and extreme narcissism.

wildchild 09-16-2010 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 409418)
:shrug: I've never once taken a pic of myself in a vehicle, and I really suck at self pictures so I avoid those too. :lol: I always wonder how folks got so good at the self portraits...without getting the arm in the shot and all that.

they've been attn whores for a long time. LOL this isn't their first rodeo.

Cass 09-16-2010 09:22 PM

What I don't understand is the kissyface pose.... are people really turned on by that?

Papa_Complex 09-17-2010 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cass (Post 409550)
What I don't understand is the kissyface pose.... are people really turned on by that?

Ummmmmmmmm..... no.

the chi 09-17-2010 09:10 AM

You mean THIS doesnt turn you on??

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OoofzdWdU8...nookie-468.jpg

the chi 09-17-2010 09:12 AM

What about this one...she's a blonde...

http://x16.xanga.com/654f53274813025...z204484092.jpg

I gotta admit, these pics crack me up. I dont even understand why? If Im actually gonna be in a picture, I want to look less retarded than I know I am, not more!

Trip 09-17-2010 09:30 AM

New Raccoon Aerial?

Papa_Complex 09-17-2010 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 409640)
What about this one...she's a blonde...

http://x16.xanga.com/654f53274813025...z204484092.jpg

I gotta admit, these pics crack me up. I dont even understand why? If Im actually gonna be in a picture, I want to look less retarded than I know I am, not more!

Yeeeeeeeeeeah, not really a fan of the blondes. They get me into too much trouble (and are usually half my age).

I think that the idea of those shots, is to try and portray attitude. It doesn't work; just makes them look juvenile and stupid.

Next up: Fat girls and why they always hold the camera way over their heads, when taking pictures for dating sites.

Trip 09-17-2010 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 409673)
Next up: Fat girls and why they always hold the camera way over their heads, when taking pictures for dating sites.

Go to urban dictionary and look up Raccoon Aerials. My wife's contribution to urban dictionary.

Papa_Complex 09-17-2010 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 409675)
Go to urban dictionary and look up Raccoon Aerials. My wife's contribution to urban dictionary.

I thought that was what you were talking about, which is why I said it ;)

KSGregman 09-17-2010 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 409636)

If by "turned on" you mean willing to punch that obnoxious and fat little cunt in the throat...yes.

Otherwise, no. Not even a little bit.

Cass 09-17-2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 409640)
What about this one...she's a blonde...

http://x16.xanga.com/654f53274813025...z204484092.jpg

I gotta admit, these pics crack me up. I dont even understand why? If Im actually gonna be in a picture, I want to look less retarded than I know I am, not more!


blonde?? she's an oompa loompa

Papa_Complex 09-17-2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cass (Post 409771)
blonde?? she's an oompa loompa

Oh. From New Jersey then.

itgirl 09-17-2010 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 409675)
Go to urban dictionary and look up Raccoon Aerials. My wife's contribution to urban dictionary.

absolute genius! it still cracks me up. :D

Amber Lamps 09-17-2010 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 409651)
New Raccoon Aerial?

Hey no mentioning raccoons or aerial buddy...:lol:

Mr Lefty 09-17-2010 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the chi (Post 409636)

what about this one?

http://ebbs15.com/Motorcycles/Indian...eE79U-XL-1.jpg

Dave 09-18-2010 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 409809)
Oh. From New Jersey then.

If you are insinuating anyone on that show is actually from here your failure is laughable :P

Captain Morgan 09-19-2010 04:20 PM

And then there's this one... :lmao:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._7908630_n.jpg

Mr Lefty 09-19-2010 04:36 PM

Lol

Trip 09-19-2010 05:54 PM

epic win capt

Avatard 09-19-2010 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 409673)
Next up: Fat girls and why they always hold the camera way over their heads, when taking pictures for dating sites.

Not so much that they're shooting from above, but from further away...they must imagine that by shooting from as far extended as their arm can possibly reach, they'll somehow seem "smaller" from far away.

:lmao:

Avatard 09-19-2010 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cass (Post 409550)
What I don't understand is the kissyface pose.... are people really turned on by that?

Most women don't know how to pose, period. With their face, or worse yet with their bodies when naked. When naked, there's seemingly always a lame attempt at some sexy "come hither" thing, that almost invariably looks totally fucking anti-sexy.

Dave 09-19-2010 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 410157)
Most women don't know how to pose, period. With their face, or worse yet with their bodies when naked. When naked, there's seemingly always a lame attempt at some sexy "come hither" thing, that almost invariably looks totally fucking anti-sexy.

<- hates it when girls try too hard at this

the chi 09-20-2010 02:14 PM

:lol: Nice Ebbs. But I wasnt posing for a "look how sexy" I am, that was full on retard mode.

Even Nicer of Capt.


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