What could have gone wrong
 

Holy christ!!! What an idiot!

Kryst, where to start?

I love how his shoe caught some serious air.
:lol

Lets see


righteous tan: $32 month tanning bed

oiled up physique: $2.65 baby oil

1970’s too short-shorts: $1 bargain bin at goodwill

Black socks: 4-$2 champion special

Forgetting to wipe the baby oil off your palms before you grab the brake lever : Priceless

holy shit, I can't stop laughing :lol:

First time, I cringed but then he walked away scratching his head like, "WTF" :lol:

That was like a bad cartoon

From the looks of things and by his reaction (trying to put his feet down, etc) I highly doubt he's had any time on a bike before

Next time don't pop a wheelie trying to impress perfect strangers at the front door.

Dumbass guido.

He must not have been going all that fast since he got up and walked away.
I am digging the short shorts and no shirt! :drool:

Wow