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neebelung

09-03-2009 10:28 AM

S**t my Dad Says (on Twitter)

:dvrofl: This crap is hilarious... he's only been posting for a month, and already has hundreds of thousands of followers and a book deal. It's a 28 year old guy living with his 73 year old father (who has no brain-t-mouth filter) and the son just posts random quotes from his father. Friggin HILARIOUS...

Note: There is some language, so if you're at work, maybe don't... :lol:

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

A few samples....

Quote:

"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

Quote:

(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."

Quote:

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

Quote:

"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."

marko138

09-03-2009 10:31 AM

I'm gonna follow this guy. Seems funny.

RACER X

09-03-2009 10:32 AM

:lol

good stuff.

neebelung

09-03-2009 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 260947)

I'm gonna follow this guy. Seems funny.

Don't take this the wrong way, but I can SOOOOO see this being you in like 40 years... :rofl: He's just tellin it like it is... :lol:

marko138

09-03-2009 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 260953)

Don't take this the wrong way, but I can SOOOOO see this being you in like 40 years... :rofl: He's just tellin it like it is... :lol:

That might be a goal I aim for. :lol:

HurricaneHeather

09-03-2009 10:46 AM

This might be what actually hooks me onto Twitter! :lol:

Thanks for posting Neebs! :dthumb:

marko138

09-03-2009 10:49 AM

Also good for a laugh on twitter:

texts from last night

overheard in the newsroom

neebelung

09-03-2009 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 260969)

This might be what actually hooks me onto Twitter! :lol:

Thanks for posting Neebs! :dthumb:

:dthumb:

It's funny, a RARELY post anything on Twitter, but there's some people I love reading, and this guy is now at the top of my list. :rofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 260972)

Also good for a laugh on twitter:

texts from last night

overheard in the newsroom

I love txts from last night, but I haven't seen overheard in the newsroom yet... I'll have to look it up. :dthumb:

marko138

09-03-2009 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 260985)

:dthumb:

It's funny, a RARELY post anything on Twitter, but there's some people I love reading, and this guy is now at the top of my list. :rofl:

I love txts from last night, but I haven't seen overheard in the newsroom yet... I'll have to look it up. :dthumb:

I think it's twitter.com/OHnewsroom

It's funny...but maybe more so people who worked in newsrooms.

Particle Man

09-03-2009 11:54 AM

:lmao: outstanding

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