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As I've ranted in the past, some of the girls on the wedding planning forums I frequent REALLY annoy the living shit outta me. (see my rant about strippers in the rant thread for more info....)

However, there are other times when they make me giggle... a LOT.

Today there's a thread titled "First Facial." Now as you can imagine, my mind went a whole different direction.... Sadly, however, the girl was merely talking about having received a gift certificate to a day spa for some pampering and skin treatment. *sigh* What a letdown....

But then one of the other girls posts this in reply, and I SWEAR, the whole thing (or 99% of it) could be read in the context of the "other" kind of facial... :dvrofl: (so it made me laugh... a lot)

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I went to my first facial a couple of months ago and it was so worth
it. I didn't want to leave after the hour was up lol. My skin was glowing
afterwards... but then when I took a shower, my skin looked the
same... it was all in the moisturiser they put on me. From what I know, it
take a few appointments in order for there to be a real difference.

"Glowing"?? Must be all that protein.

BWAHAHAHAHA....no comment...

I should pop on there for sheer entertainments sake...post up my negative views on the whole marital vision...tee hee...how long you think it would take to get me banned?

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Originally Posted by Rae (Post 32205)

:lol: It's mind numbing, I tell ya. It's good for feedback on specific websites or vendors (sometimes) but most of the time, I skim over stuff just for laughs.

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 32203)

Bwahaha, my mind went to the exact same place as soon as I saw the words you posted. :lol:

See ladies... it's good for your complexion!

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32215)

See ladies... it's good for your complexion!

I have to agree with numbnuts here.

:dvrofl: Just the title makes me giggle.... it's like LADIES!! THINK before you post!!!!!

(actually, that warning should go for everyone, not just moronic girls on that forum :lol: )

So are you going out in a blaze of glory on the forum? Perhaps start a 'anal helped me lose weight' thread... or maybe a 'it's good to buy your fiance hookers'... that could lead to a 'wedding night orgy' thread...

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 32385)

:dvrofl: Oh my... you've giving me some amusing ideas... Hmmmmm........

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 32389)

:dvrofl: Oh my... you've giving me some amusing ideas... Hmmmmm........

I have more... The story section...

'Honeymoon Double Penetration: I'm really surprised he could take it."

'Uncle Dad... How I got impregnated by my brother in law on my wedding night...'

Q&A

The George Carlin special... 'How do you get pecker tracks off a wedding dress?'

'DNA test... before or after the wedding?'

Helpful Hints

'White husband, black baby... How to deal with your inlaws.'

'Marrying for money: Do's and Dont's'

Discounts

'Heather's Hoochie Caberet is offering half hour strap on sessions half price for brides to be!'

'Adam and Eve.com offers wedding registry services... get that 12" cock you've always wanted!'