Douchebag Flow Chart
 

Bravo!

:lol: @ first question

Excellent, and extremely accurate.



Side note, I had my eyes checked about a month ago. I had to get the pupils dialated. Well, doc said to wear sunglasses for a while. Went into the mall wearing them. I had to take them off and deal with the bright ass light. I felt like such a douche wearing the shades in doors.

were you in the mall to buy an ed hardy t-shirt :lol:

You caught me.

We wont go into your blue tooth head either LOL

I have to wear sunglasses all the time due to light sensitivity. I feel like a douche most of the time. It sucks.

So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douche" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.

Yeah, but is it because of the sunglasses?:lol

Alot of people in socal or FL were sunglasses indoors...