{joke} Cannibal Lunch
 

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated
By a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

Tourist: $5.00

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning." :lol:

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