Morning wood explained
 

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/

Turns out it's just equipment maintenance.

What's moring wood?

Like when you turn the key and the tach pegs - just making sure everything works :lol

Me no see the article you're posing about.... :scratch:

I'm rock hard when I wake up and about to piss on myself.

this thread is worthless without pics

You fucking wanna see dick pics?

Sorry, I'm not posting any penis pics for you to spank it to.

Queer.

No I want to see wood...and my bad because the wood was posted in the third response, though I was hoping for some pine. redflip

Fag. Nice try at deflection. You want the cock.