About f*cking time!
 

Airline Considers Banning Children From First Class.

http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/06/2...st-class-poll/

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Interesting that they're not proposing the ban to extend to business class. If there's any crowd that deserves some peace and quiet, it's the long haul business traveler.

That said, I don't think I've ever even seen an infant in business or first class on a long international flight.

They just need a no shrieking section.

I wish people would fucking learn to parent.

Good parenting or not, kids will scream and cry. It's because they're kids.

That doesn't mean that I want to have to listen to that shit, on a multi-hour international flight. Hell, I'd be happy if they just banned infants from some theatres.

Anyone who takes an infant to a theater deserves a throat punch.

I've got the theatre and throats, if you're up to some punching.

If only punching the parent would shut the kid up.

Punch the babies instead, and cut out the middle man.

JC

Come on down to Austin. The Alamo Drafthouse doesn't allow kids except for certain showtimes (or certain kids movies).