Who here plays hockey?
 

So Kerry claims he got these black eyes playing hockey.......that someone hit him with his stick...

I could see one black eye, but two? I call bs

I say plastic surgery...

I could see one eye, not two. He is old, old ppl bruise easy.

A shot to the nose can easily bruise both eyes.

Supposedly his nose is broken too

Bullshit. I play hockey 3/4 of the year and have never seen that before. A stick won't leave that kind of bruise anyway, it will cut more often than bruise.

I also can't see someone of his age playing in a league that allows half-shields or no shields. I also dont see someone of his fame wanting to mess up his face by not wearing a full cage. :bs:

Ok, so my first thought is that his wife told him twice

She wouldn't hit him. She'd just cut off his allowance. That would hurt more.

A cross-check to the nose could do it.

It's certainly possible based on the text... the picture however puts it into question... If you get whacked in the bridge of the nose and get black eyes, they aren't on the sides of your face, but rather right underneath your eyes...

The blood goes somewhere and I've seen people with broken noses, who had a similar set of raccoon eyes.

Another picture here: http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/...a-busted-nose/

He got pucked over, eh?