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Recognizing the colour scheme as China Airlines Airbus 787, I called their Public Relations department for an explanation. Unsurprisingly this picture is not unknown to them, and the sent me the press release that they had prepared: China Airlines is a proud corporate sponsor of the panda snactuary at Cheng Du and was happy to help out recently with the transfer of a young panda cub to a zoo in the United States of America. After extensive consultation with the Sanctury's veterinary staff it was concluded that the importance of the panda cub precluded it from traveling in the hold of the aircraft, where attending to its needs would be difficult. Thus China Airlines agreed to donate seats in its Business Traveler First cabin for the panda cub named Squee Squee and his carer, Fu Jiang Lang, seen here sitting in the window seat. In the interests of hygiene Squee Squee wore a plastic nappy to take care of pandapoop during the flight. We are happy to report that Squee Squee arrived rested and relaxed after his 14-hour flight, and is settling into his new home well. During the flight we can report that he didn't watch any of the flight movies as we couldn't find a headset big enough for him. He did order the bamboo from catering menu, with a side of bamboo, and bamboo mousse for desert.

i think the Panda has opposoble thumbs and is able to open the emergancy exit, lol

lol i thought it was stuffed at first

Poo bag. Isn't their poo diarrhea all the time because of the bamboo? I'd hate to be the one having to clean off his furry as on a plane.

clearly stuffed

First off Airbus doesn't make the 787, Boeing does. Which by the way the 787 is fucking bad ass and handles like a fighter jet.

It's for sure stuffed. Panda BEAR on a plane? The BEAR part should be a red flag of "Don't get on this fucking plane". Though it couldn't open the emergency exit if it went ape shit, I mean bear shit, it'd get through the cockpit door without an issue.