I would like to apologize!
 

To everyone affected by the massive amounts of rain we've been having for the past several weeks, I would like to personally apologize. It's all my fault! I bought two mountain bikes which my wife and I planned on riding every day after work. The rains commenced the day I put them together. Coincidence? I think not! Again, I'm sorry for any problems I may have caused!

Thank you for all the fuel and making my industry a lot of money.

I also blame you for the following pains in my side the last few days:

Boat battery dying while on the water.
Garage door opener dying.
2 server crashes in my environment.
Severe case of the shits for days.

I too just got a trail bike... I'm looking forward to using it.

Pictures?

Battery: Yup! That was me!
Garage door opener: Nope!
Server crashes: Nope!
Severe case of the shits: Nope!
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Just kidding! That was totally me! :rockwoot:

You work for TVA?

I actually haven't taken any yet! I'll post them as soon as I do though!

That's how it happens. We've had shit weather here and I know Alum Creek is going to be a hell hole because the fucking idiots that can't wait for the trails to dry out like impatient fucks, and by the time they dry out the trails are going to be completely rutted and thrashed.

It's ok though, leaves my mornings and evenings to watch Le Tour de France stages.

Your really fucking with my Me time...

It's rained everyday for the past two fucking weeks. I'm over it.

Its beautiful here