You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!
 

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

You've been hanging out at the preschool again haven't you?:lol:

Yeah I've been stalking Mrs. Colleen. :whistle:

:rofl: I was just thinking "he got those from his kids!" :lol:

:lol: I actually used the "unique rabbit" one the other day for something!

My coworkers now hate me :lol:

they hate you for that?! Def don't send them this then...

http://www1.pacific.edu/~h-cai/home/indx.html

Damn you Rae!

:rofl: I TOLD ya they'd hate ya! I got hit with that one yesterday in an email from an AF buddy, titled russian aircrat crash, I didnt think anything of it till it opened, needless to say, there will be vengeance!

I had to Ctrl, Atl, Del to get it to quit. http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...lightboard.jpg