Christmas Nativity
 

In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.

The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!"

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.

Sticking it in my face, she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

Merry Christmas Everyone!

:lmao:

those same yankees won't get the joke either :lol:

This just makes me think of a terrible southern accent coming from a stupid redneck in west viriginia.

You might be surprised ;)

nice :lol:

El Oh El

No no.. it's 'El Oh Him'...


...see... that was a religious reference...
Eh... nevermind.. :whistle:

hick.

LMAO.

Your Crazy Man...I Like you But You Crazy :dthumb:

Damnit. Not all of us that speak with a heavy southern accent take one word to mean another. At least I'm smart enough to know the difference. It's the other people who can't tell the difference when I say a word like "ice" and it sounds like "eyes" and it fucks their (*cough* Zoomie *cough*) heads up. :lmao: