It's going to be a long day
 

I have a feeling today is going to be a long one!:skep:

:lol: What makes ya say that?

I woke up with a negative text message on my phone this morning, had some words with my man and was late getting to work. :hss:
Work is slow as hell, and my office worker is in a pissy mood.
I hate when day start off this way.

That was my day yesterday. (except I was the pissy coworker) Good luck:dthumb:

:( Bah, sorry to hear that.... days like that make ya wanna just crawl back into bed and start over.

Anyone have a good joke for me?:whistle:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?" "She was riding a skateboard."

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Iraqi desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.


The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the camel."


The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."


About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.


Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"


"No, not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

:dvrofl::dvrofl:

Who is your true friend??


This really works!!!!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car
for an hour.

When you open the trunk, WHO is really happy to see
you?