The French suffer another humiliating defeat!
 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481426,00.html

"Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog..." (A poodle)

Clue Pink Panther Theme...

"Does your dog bite?"
"no"
Chomp!
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite?"
"Thats not my dog!"

Clouseau!!!!!!!!!

At the hands (paws) on their own countrymen, no less!

:lmao: I love the old Clouseau movies!!! :lmao:

Classics. Cato? Catoooo?

The Classics were the best.

The Son of the Pink Panther was pretty good too, iirc.

The Steve Martin rendition was ok but didn't do the originals justice.

a more important question is "what was Jacques doing to that poodle in the first place?" I cannot believe it was unprovoked. I mean how the hell did the poodle get psycho in the first place.

poodles are fucking mean dogs, dont let the haircut fool you, they are demented

Oh how true. I grew up with a standard poodle. It was my mom's dog. He bit me several times. My mom told people, "He only bites members of the family." :lol: He was one year older than me and my dad backed over him when he was 16 years old. I always wondered if it was on purpose..

Years later when I was in college my employer's toy poodle 'Squirt' would always chase us out of their house trying to bite our ankles.

French suffer another defeat? What happened, all their cotton fields burn down and now that can't make white flags anymore?