Two Wheel Fix - Ugly Car Model

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- - Ugly Car Model (http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=6787)

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/adg/1079313077.html

Someone put this on my mustangforum and I thought it was hilarious and needed to be shared.

Quote:

My requirements:
-extremely obese (or extremely skinny will do)
-nappy, fucked up, greasy hair
-no prior modeling expertise
-18+. I don't fucking want Chris Hansen showing up at my door
-must have more hair than Chewbacca. On your vagina.
-your armpits must be hairier than your vagina
-your eyebrow(s) must be bushier than your armpits
-you must have an least one armpit
-your face must resemble the front end of a Kawasaki ZX-14
-a strong fish sauce odor must be present
-you must sweat at least 3 beads of sweat per minute if obese. Or must collapse at least 3 times per hour if skinny.
-a tooth
-BONUS: if your ugly boyfriend would like to model WITH you, even better

and that's about it. No, you will not be considered my girlfriend. No, I will not take you out to dinner. I will however, take raunchy pictures of your not-so-beautiful self and post them on 34 different forums.

:lol:

Oh shit... that's funny right there. :lmao:

thats fackin hilarious

Hilarious.

:rofl:

Nice lookin' Bimmer too.

wow, just wow

how much you wanna bet the next add he runs is look at the ugly chick on my car

Old news.........Also the Integra chick started a blog defending herself, don't remember where it was though, probably myspace

thats just AWESOME right there.

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 182933)

Old news.........Also the Integra chick started a blog defending herself, don't remember where it was though, probably myspace

I knew the integra girl was old news but I never saw this til yesterday.