F my life - Quote of the Day!
 

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

:rofl: I have SO done something similar! :lmao:

I once went to Wal Mart and picked up something that I knew would fit in my backpack. I got to the bike and realized that I didn't wear my backpack that day

I've spent a couple rides home with food or whatnot crammed into my jacket cause i forgot i didnt have a backpack. Once it was a bottle of vodka for a party i was having at my house later that night... glad i didnt get pulled over on that trip.

Well when leaving the adult toy store I think I would have deflated her and folded her up until I got her home. :lol:

I mean if I was in to that sort of thing...:whistle: :loser: :jump:

http://heidikins.files.wordpress.com...ow-up-doll.jpg

Oh shit. :rofl:

I once fit an entire 6 pack of longnecks on my person on the bike and got them all home. I still have no idea how I did that.

Necessity is the mother of invention... :lol:

we have had to call a car to come and pick up the groceries we have bought cause we forgot we were on the bikes

Fixed.

First time I wen to Steve and Berry's I was so thrilled with the $5 T-shirts and $7 pants that I got $100 worth of clothes and then realised I was on my bike. It's amazing how far bunjee chords can stretch.

I stopped at Meijer's to pick up a "couple things" and ran into a huge sale on ribeyes! I bought over $100 worth @ $5/lb and called a cab to drop them off at my apt FTMFW! I think the cab was about $10. I wasn't leaving them som-bitches at the store...NO FUCKING WAY!!!:drool: