How appropriate...
 

I'm on hold with the IRS.

They have a question about the legitimacy of claiming tequila as a business expense, (seemed reasonable to me...:shrug:)

So, after pressing 1 for English (there's no Portuguese option) and entering my Tax Payer ID #, they cranked up the "on hold" music.

What's playing? A little mid-seventies Elton John perhaps?

No. It's the Nutcracker Suite.

Cute. Assholes.

JC

they're trying to wear you down.

Next will come the waterboarding

bwahahahaha...just hold your breath when they start with the water...

Tequila IS a business expense, so long as you were engaged in business at the time of consumption! :wink:

OH snap... Go Rae with the reasons!

What did the IRS say?

That's what I thought too.

I can't do this shit sober, it makes my head hurt.

JC

Nothing yet, I'm still on hold.

JC

its 20 mins later!!

WTF

:lol: TRULY!! A "working" lunch/dinner outing, treating the employees and discussing work, it totally counts!!

I was at BWW's with an attorney friend of mine for a Monday Night Football game. We asked him about a case he was working on. He picked up the entire tab for the evening because we were "talking business". So I can see how Tequila can be a legitimate expense as long and you were talking work at the time. :rockout:

My parents once put an entire vacation as a business expense since it was with another couple they worked with. Got away with it free and clear.