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shmike 05-19-2009 11:53 AM
If she's wearing sneakers she's a cop
 
My traffic attorney has me on their e-newsletter mailing list.

The title of the thread was the subject of the e-mail. :lol:

Today's nugget of advice:

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Solicitation of Prostitution.
We don't reccomend anyone solicit a prostitute, but if you do, remember the following. If she has sneakers on, she is probably a cop and it's probably a sting. This way if she thinks you are dangerous, she can run from you. Or if you run, she can help the other cops catch you. In that un-marked van accross the street are 5 male Officers waiting for her signal to come in and arrest you. I just had a client tell me he did not solicit the women Officer. After he heard the audio tape of himself from the microphone in the Officer's shirt, we resolved the case quietly.
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Rider 05-19-2009 12:02 PM
That's good advice. Of course another tactic would be to have her show your her tits before any money is talked about. Cops won't expose themselves but a crack whore would knowing there is money to be made.

marko138 05-19-2009 12:26 PM
Both of those are sound pieces of advice.

Smittie61984 05-19-2009 09:22 PM
Cock Blocking should be a crime.

Digifox 05-19-2009 09:34 PM
I kinda lol'ed

Just watch that shit that comes on HBO on the weekends. lear the ways of a crack whore ^__~

6doublefive321 05-19-2009 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Rider (Post 214047)
That's good advice. Of course another tactic would be to have her show your her tits before any money is talked about. Cops won't expose themselves but a crack whore would knowing there is money to be made.
Jesus. This is the most sound advice I've ever heard. They don't show that shit on Cops.

Dragonpaco 05-20-2009 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Digifox (Post 214220)
I kinda lol'ed

Just watch that shit that comes on HBO on the weekends. lear the ways of a crack whore ^__~
you watch it because that's the most action you're gonna see until your mom turns netnanny off

Particle Man 05-20-2009 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Dragonpaco (Post 214578)
you watch it because that's the most action you're gonna see until your mom turns netnanny off
Holy crap. I just laughed so loud that people sitting near me in o'hare just relocated where they're sitting :lmao:

racedoll 05-20-2009 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 214588)
Holy crap. I just laughed so loud that people sitting near me in o'hare just relocated where they're sitting :lmao:
:lol

Smittie61984 05-20-2009 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Digifox (Post 214220)
I kinda lol'ed

Just watch that shit that comes on HBO on the weekends. lear the ways of a crack whore ^__~
I remember the days of the scrambled channels.


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