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askmrjesus 05-27-2009 06:48 PM

Holy...
 
...One armed praying Texas Cheeto Jesus in a plastic box!

http://cbs11tv.com/video?id=42232@ktvt.dayport.com

What will they do it?

Sell it on e-Bay?

Eat it?

Wait until they find Joesph and Mary Cheeto's, and make a little tiny Cheeto's nativity scene?

Christ on a cracker people, it's a fucking Cheeto. Get over it.

JC

Curb 05-27-2009 06:50 PM

guess the war and the economic crisis is too much for texas to deal with these days

askmrjesus 05-27-2009 06:56 PM

I think they're going to nail it to a Three Musketeers bar, just to mock my suffering.

Heartless bastards.

JC

Amorok 05-27-2009 07:17 PM

I'm just shocked it wasn't Mexicans, they're always seeing you and your mom in stupid places. If you're going to post a pic, why is it always a moldy piece of bread, or a stain in a driveway? And why is it always some poor, backwater town inhabited by brown people? Is it your way of making up for not giving them shit and still demanding faith?

askmrjesus 05-27-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amorok (Post 216985)
Is it your way of making up for not giving them shit and still demanding faith?

Actually, I was thinking about replacing communion wafers with Cheeto's.

Church attendance would be way up, and I could tell if you voted by the color of your tongue.

Or something like that, I'm still working out the bugs.

JC

Trip 05-27-2009 08:34 PM

Come on Jesus, I mean how vain do you got to be to advertise yourself in cheetos. :lol:

derf 05-27-2009 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 217016)
Come on Jesus, I mean how vain do you got to be to advertise yourself in cheetos. :lol:

I wouldnt put anything past that guy he did it to a dogs ass too

http://kuukunen.net/pics/dog-ass-jesus.jpg

BobTheBiker 05-27-2009 09:56 PM

you guys are gonna kill me here. I swear. jesus h christ.

askmrjesus 05-27-2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 217016)
Come on Jesus, I mean how vain do you got to be to advertise yourself in cheetos. :lol:

We tried an ad in Cat Fancy, but all we got was a bunch of old fat chicks.

We need younger fat chicks.

Cheeto's seemed like the logical choice.

JC

ericr 05-27-2009 10:32 PM

:lol: "Cheesus"


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