OK, folks. For those who wonder if this is the collapse of civilization, whether these are the End Times, or whether our supposed news outlets are just a little bit soft in the head, this is your thread. This is where we vote on the stupidest news story of the day.
My vote for today? "Shark-cam captures ocean motion" which means, if I may be allowed to translate this into American, Underwater Camera tapes a big shark taking a dump."
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