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Old 12-01-2008, 05:21 PM   #8
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For those with kids getting a new dog I suggest gradual introduction...First slather the children in some form of gravy (depends on the breed) or maybe just rub them down vigorously with bacon or ham, then turn them out into the yard with the new pet. Sometimes it helps to prep your animal by shocking it several times with a taser or maybe chase him with your lawn tractor.

Leave them alone for a few hours and give them time to bond.

After a few of these introductions your kids and your new pet will have fond feelings of each other and lifelong memories to cherish.
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