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Old 02-19-2009, 07:42 AM   #26
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Originally Posted by askmrjesus View Post
Ed, there is a simple solution to locking yourself out of your house.

It's called a key. They're these little metal things with ridges that open locks.

Quite handy. They have holes on one end that fit onto a thing called a "Key Ring". This is a ring that you can keep your keys on, so they don't get lost in your Murse.

The thing you have to remember about keys, is that they work best when you have them on the OUTSIDE of the lock. Having them on the inside of the lock, defeats the whole purpose of keys, and thus, should be avoided, and pretty fucking obvious.

JC
I'd like to add an item to this "key" thing that makes it function oh-so-better when one is locked out of one's house. It's called "friends" and it makes a great place to store said "key."
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