FML is one of my favorite blogs!
Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML
Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time drawing blood!". FML.
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Originally Posted by Dragonpaco
so you're just a cougar who doesnt hunt.....a domesticated cougar
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