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Originally Posted by azoomm
Favorite warning label ever... "Do Not Iron Clothing on Body".
A statement that is said again and again in my world... just when you think you have it idiot proof - someone goes and builds a better idiot.
It's not COMMON sense. It is really now UNcommon.
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One of my favorites is on the sun visors, "Do not drive vehicle while visor is in place." WTF?! IT COVERS THE ENTIRE WINDSHIELD. Did someone seriously need that warning?! Dear Christ.
That's exactly what I tell my ASM when he says something I'm telling him is common sense, "Really, 'cause you're the first one who wasn't surprised." Common sense is officially a misnomer and an oxy moron.
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I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right
I want to hold you close
Soft breath, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart
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