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Originally Posted by Lucky3623
if you ride the subway, wear your iPod... otherwise you are get people looking at you like you are a douchebag...
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A few other tips for the NYC tourists:
Also be sure to walk slowly and erraticaly in a line in order to block the entire sidewalk during rush hour.
Don't forget to take 15 minutes to place an order for anything while an increasingly angry line stacks up behind you, exponentially increasing your chances for an asskicking.
The only way to hail a cab is standing at the back of the sidewalk as close to the building as possible. It's even more effective trying to hail a cab while you're standing 50ft back on the street, and the cab is driving up/down the avenue.
Completely block the escalators instead of standing to one side so the non-fatasses can walk up them.
Talk loudly on your cellphone while riding the train (LIRR/MTA/NJTransit)
Ask me for directions to 5th avenue while we're standing on the corner of 5th and 50th.
Get drunk as hell and randomly puke on the hood of my cab while stopped at a light in soho (that cabbie was pissed haha)
Have zero ability to understand how the subway turnstiles work.
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Holy crap I have a lot more. Where did all this angst come from. lol