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askmrjesus · 09-14-2009, 08:37 AM

If I slapped every bratty kid that got on my nerves, I'd need a bionic arm.

The trend over the last couple of decades, seems to be "Let the children be children". Which is all fine and good, as long as you let them be children at YOUR fucking house, and keep them out of my face. This whole idea of letting your kids run wild and unchecked in public, is bullshit. If I wanted to hear kids screaming and crying, I would go out and get one.

That said, whacking someone else's kid is totally unacceptable, and the old man is just a bully. Would he have done the same thing if the kid was with her 6'4" father? Probably not.

I did once threaten to shove a four year-old through the window of a moving 747, after asking his idiot mother to keep him from kicking the back of my seat three times. I'm pretty sure she believed I would, since I can be pretty convincing in a sleep and nicotine deprived state of rage. I was, however, bluffing. You can't hit other peoples kids, no matter how much you want to.

Not cool.

JC

09-14-2009, 08:37 AM	#35
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	If I slapped every bratty kid that got on my nerves, I'd need a bionic arm. The trend over the last couple of decades, seems to be "Let the children be children". Which is all fine and good, as long as you let them be children at YOUR fucking house, and keep them out of my face. This whole idea of letting your kids run wild and unchecked in public, is bullshit. If I wanted to hear kids screaming and crying, I would go out and get one. That said, whacking someone else's kid is totally unacceptable, and the old man is just a bully. Would he have done the same thing if the kid was with her 6'4" father? Probably not. I did once threaten to shove a four year-old through the window of a moving 747, after asking his idiot mother to keep him from kicking the back of my seat three times. I'm pretty sure she believed I would, since I can be pretty convincing in a sleep and nicotine deprived state of rage. I was, however, bluffing. You can't hit other peoples kids, no matter how much you want to. Not cool. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.