12-04-2009, 04:14 PM
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DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
Posts: 18,585
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Originally Posted by Rider
My good friend Glen is Jewish but he is only Jewish when it is convenient. He never goes to temple, never celebrates Jewish holidays and so on. His wife who is Lutheran will ask him to put Christmas lights on the house and his reply... "You put the lights on the house, I'm fucking Jewish." 
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Grandma said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
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